Stevo985 Posted July 2, 2019 Author VT Supporter Share Posted July 2, 2019 45 minutes ago, kurtsimonw said: Didn't someone sleep with their aunt? Given the person who posted that, I'm not sure it was a lie. Baselayers is the greatest lie ever told on VT 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted July 2, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 2, 2019 12 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Baselayers is the greatest lie ever told on VT And the weirdest. She (the real one) was practically unknown to the world when 'she' started posting on VT. It's like whoever it was posting could see into the future. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 1 hour ago, villa4europe said: i cant be the only person here to use the phrase "elevenerife" as in if you went to Tenerife on holiday they would go to elevenerife Yup, though I only picked it up in the last few years from my in-laws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 2, 2019 Moderator Share Posted July 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, GarethRDR said: 1 hour ago, villa4europe said: i cant be the only person here to use the phrase "elevenerife" as in if you went to Tenerife on holiday they would go to elevenerife Yup, though I only picked it up in the last few years from my in-laws. I've never heard it but I like it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 2 hours ago, useless said: I bet this forum, especially off topic, is full of lies or people exaggerating way over the top, for affect. Indeed, or people putting on a complete act and trying to come across as wacky. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 I'd rather put on an act, than come across as a complete woman hater. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 2 hours ago, villa4europe said: i cant be the only person here to use the phrase "elevenerife" as in if you went to Tenerife on holiday they would go to elevenerife Not heard of that one. I always hear the black dog one. As in "if you've got a black dog, they've got a blacker one" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 2, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 2, 2019 3 hours ago, useless said: I bet this forum, especially off topic, is full of lies or people exaggerating way over the top, for affect. More likely to be for effect. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 2, 2019 Moderator Share Posted July 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, mjmooney said: More likely to be for effect. I actually said I'd leave this one for you earlier 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted July 2, 2019 Moderator Share Posted July 2, 2019 38 minutes ago, mjmooney said: More likely to be for effect. Now you're just affecting an air of grammar naziism, Mike. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 2, 2019 Moderator Share Posted July 2, 2019 7 minutes ago, blandy said: Now you're just affecting an air of grammar naziism, Mike. I'd say, if anything he's trying to effect change. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 4 hours ago, useless said: I bet this forum, especially off topic, is full of lies or people exaggerating way over the top, for affect. Yup, everything I say on here is a lie. Including this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted July 2, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 2, 2019 9 hours ago, kurtsimonw said: Guy at work is an absolute nutter. I only do overtime on his department, so see him for probably 6 or 7 hours a week. He comes out with the most outrageous stuff, I genuinely think I should start to feel insulted that he thinks people will believe this absolute nonsense. *Apparently he wrote the script for Underworld 2 or 3 and sent it off, was told it wasn't what they were looking for, only for them to use his script for the film. *He always lost everything to his best friend Tom at school, they were both good at athletics. One time they went to the Alexander Stadium with the school, when he was 16, and he was so determined to beat his mate that without realising, he recorded a 100 metre time of 9.60 - which was a World record at the time. *He's a far more talented rapper than Eminem, and would be a billionaire by now, but he has trouble with keeping stuff in his head. So he can make an amazing rap up on the spot, but instantly forgets it. *Whenever anyone new starts he asks how old they think he looks. Everyone always says between about 35 and 40 (he's 38). He then argues with them that he looks about 25 and that "everyone" says he does, so it must be true. He started trying to argue with me yesterday about who is taller between my brother and I. I'm about 6'4" and my brother is roughly 6'6". He kept telling me I'm taller. I told him he's probably never seen us together, and maybe I look taller because I'm a slimmer build to my brother. Apparently he has seen us together - even though I only really see him at the gym, and he doesn't go to a gym because he "doesn't see the point". How can people get through life like this? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 We’ve got a massive delusional liar at our place. The thing is, I honestly think he’s believes his own lies. I find people like that really funny , and it’s great to go along with. Some of the shite he comes out with is unreal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Sometimes there can be other underlying issues, I don't thinking people telling lies about their achievements in a general conversation or whatever makes them bad people or anything. Maybe on some level to them what they speak of is their reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 This geezer at work is another uncle Albert with his war stories. He’s never set foot out of this country , but he’s killed seven people in Afghanistan. He’s been ambushed by the Taliban, and the best feeling in the world is being shot at with bullets flying past your head . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Oh yeah and he was an Alcoholic for 4 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted July 2, 2019 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted July 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Oh yeah and he was an Alcoholic for 4 months. Pfff. Quitter. 5 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Had a curry last night from a restaurant we don't visit that often. The food is quite rich and creamy there. Got to work in a bit of a hurry to get to the bog this morning. Switched on the kettle on the way to the khazi. Job done, emerging from the bathroom I realised that I'd switched on the grill as well as the kettle. The room smelled of frying onions. Went to my desk, sat down and dropped a vicious crab curry fart. Sat in the mingling foetid cloud for all of 10 seconds and there's a knock at the door. It's DHL. Sheepishly I open the front door, he steps into the fog. Him: "What's that smell?" Me: "Er....?". Him: "It's lovely, like a Chinese or something". He took another deep sniff, he looked appreciative. Me: "It's the grill". 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 15 hours ago, Xela said: Indeed, or people putting on a complete act and trying to come across as wacky. ah, shit man.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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