blandy Posted March 24, 2018 Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2018 13 minutes ago, limpid said: ...Sometimes I merge or fork some of the bots to keep hooking people in. And I can vouch that it really smarts when he does it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted March 24, 2018 Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2018 In an unexpected turn of event, Mrs NV has been quite ill for the last 24 hours. She's got aches and pains like you'd maybe get for flu, but without a really high temperature or anything else. She's had to spend the whole day in bed taking painkillers. We've still got to go in for the pre-op tomorrow morning. We may end up with the procedure being deferred, or they may put her in right away. I'm not going through this shit again. No more babies for me after this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Has anyone seen/been to the huge Church of Scientology in Birmingham? I was amazed that crackpot bullcrap was so popular in the UK, especially the midlands, that it could house such a lavish premises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted March 24, 2018 Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2018 22 hours ago, NurembergVillan said: Thanks guys. I genuinely appreciate the support. Any suggestions for boys names are gratefully received too. I've got a hit list of favourites, but the Mrs doesn't really agree. I quite fancy "Thor" for a laugh, but she's definitely not having that! Is Envy a suitable boys name? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 25 minutes ago, NurembergVillan said: In an unexpected turn of event, Mrs NV has been quite ill for the last 24 hours. She's got aches and pains like you'd maybe get for flu, but without a really high temperature or anything else. She's had to spend the whole day in bed taking painkillers. We've still got to go in for the pre-op tomorrow morning. We may end up with the procedure being deferred, or they may put her in right away. I'm not going through this shit again. No more babies for me after this one! I got the snip after 2, a boy and a girl, my work is done. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 22 minutes ago, NurembergVillan said: She's had to spend the whole day in bed taking painkillers. Anadin Nuremburg 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted March 24, 2018 Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Genie said: I got the snip after 2, a boy and a girl, my work is done. That's not a bad shout actually. I was thinking I'd just start sleeping with other women instead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Snip story... Nurse: have the valium had any affect yet? Me: no, I don't think they have, i just feel normal Nurse: ok, well strip off and we'll do the vasectomy now Me: yeah, ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 24, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2018 Same here. Two kids, then the vasectomy. No regrets here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, NurembergVillan said: That's not a bad shout actually. I was thinking I'd just start sleeping with other women instead. Doesn’t work like that, still chance of making a baby I’m afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted March 24, 2018 Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2018 17 minutes ago, Genie said: Doesn’t work like that, still chance of making a baby I’m afraid. Doesn't matter if they don't know who you are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 32 minutes ago, NurembergVillan said: I was thinking I'd just start sleeping with other women instead. Have you considered Satanism? Orgies at weekends and unwanted infants can be enslaved or sacrificed to gain favour with the Dark Lord. I had a great picture for this - Curse the puritan censorbot killjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted March 24, 2018 Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, Xann said: Have you considered Satanism? Orgies at weekends and unwanted infants can be enslaved or sacrificed to gain favour with the Dark Lord. I had a great picture for this - Curse the puritan censorbot killjoy I've seen the picture. Can't say I fancy it to be honest. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted March 24, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 hour ago, NurembergVillan said: In an unexpected turn of event, Mrs NV has been quite ill for the last 24 hours. She's got aches and pains like you'd maybe get for flu, but without a really high temperature or anything else. She's had to spend the whole day in bed taking painkillers. We've still got to go in for the pre-op tomorrow morning. We may end up with the procedure being deferred, or they may put her in right away. I'm not going through this shit again. No more babies for me after this one! Sending you and Mrs. NV good vibes across the ocean. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 24, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2018 (edited) 23 hours ago, NurembergVillan said: Any suggestions for boys names are gratefully received Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y NurembergVillan. Edited March 24, 2018 by mjmooney 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted March 24, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2018 Little Atkinson Saunders McGrath Pongo Angel Taylor Ron Saunders Spinky Birchy Alan McInally Nuremberg Villan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted March 24, 2018 Administrator Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 hour ago, PompeyVillan said: Has anyone seen/been to the huge Church of Scientology in Birmingham? I was amazed that crackpot bullcrap was so popular in the UK, especially the midlands, that it could house such a lavish premises. It's amazing what paying no tax looks like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Anyone in the halesowen area know where to buy good garden slabs? Don't really wanna go to B&Q if I don't have to. Wickes is a bit better I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 @lapal_fan Darlaston in West Bromwich is where I went for the stones for my front drive. They do slabs as well, and I remember at the time being told they're pretty reasonable. Have a look on their website to see how it compares: www.dbmdiy.com 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 I just heard some awful news i dont know if anyone heard about the stabbing and shooting of a 23 year old in enfield north London early Saturday morning but just heard he was the son of one the medical secretaries I know. Awful. I don't know what you can say or do to someone in that instance. I never knew her son but when she does come back to work do you send your condolences or just try act normal around her to take her mind off it as she has probably been flooded with so many messages. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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