BOF Posted September 7, 2017 Moderator Share Posted September 7, 2017 46 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: 1 hour ago, Demitri_C said: chocolate should be Brown! It already comes in white, mate. Both of you are right 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: It already comes in white, mate. white is fake chocolate mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Never buy a mattress from the bargain pages. Who knows who died on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 I love white chocolate, and you're all philistines 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 7, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted September 7, 2017 39 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: I love white chocolate, and you're all philistines Me too. Not as much as I love milk chocolate, but it's still lovely. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 7, 2017 Moderator Share Posted September 7, 2017 46 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: I love white chocolate, and you're all philistines *Villastines. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 So it seems there is a banner on Facebook, that lets you show support for our @tonyh29! Please note my friends aren't really a lion and a chicken, and identities have been changes to protect the innocent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 The only white chocolate I liked was vice versas what the hell happened to that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 36 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: The only white chocolate I liked was vice versas what the hell happened to that?! You can still get them but they are quite rare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnkarl Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 I only like white chocolate on the magnum ice cream you get in France. Other white chocolates taste like sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 (edited) Im allergic to white chocolate, nothing serious just flushes the pipes and if I eat a fair bit makes me sick, some sort of lactose intolerance that's only in the chocolate, fine with milk and whathaveyou i love milky bars too Edited September 7, 2017 by villa4europe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omariqy Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 White chocolate now and again for me. Not on the regular. Then again I eat chocolate about once or twice a month so it's never gonna be regular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Chocolate; the darker, the better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 8, 2017 Moderator Share Posted September 8, 2017 1 minute ago, hogso said: Chocolate; the darker, the better. I think there's a criticial point at about 70% cocoa where it gets too bitter and unpleasant. In around 65 is the sweet spot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 It goes: Milk - White - Dark In terms of niceness. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Just got collared by one of those charity workers who give it the big spiel with compliments and 'bantz' and then try to wheedle my bank account details out of me for a DD payment. She looked devastated when I refused*. They are very persuasive and can see how some people feel obliged to sign up there and then. *I'm not against charity, far from it, I do a lot for various ones through work but I don't want to sign up for a DD for any of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 14 minutes ago, Xela said: Just got collared by one of those charity workers who give it the big spiel with compliments and 'bantz' and then try to wheedle my bank account details out of me for a DD payment. She looked devastated when I refused*. They are very persuasive and can see how some people feel obliged to sign up there and then. *I'm not against charity, far from it, I do a lot for various ones through work but I don't want to sign up for a DD for any of them. I had an absolute darlin of a welsh blonde lass collar me in gracechurch, hand out for a shake ( my good manners meant i couldn't leave her hanging, so i shook it, gawping at her perky bangers busting out of her blouse !). 10 mins later i gave her my details for some sort of animal charity and she finished off by giving me a massive hug and squeeze (by this time i was on boner alert !). Despite that, i felt mugged off so i cancelled or blocked it when i got home. It was a classic case of johnny being duped by a wazzle pair of jugs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 4 minutes ago, Xela said: Just got collared by one of those charity workers who give it the big spiel with compliments and 'bantz' and then try to wheedle my bank account details out of me for a DD payment. She looked devastated when I refused*. They are very persuasive and can see how some people feel obliged to sign up there and then. *I'm not against charity, far from it, I do a lot for various ones through work but I don't want to sign up for a DD for any of them. You'll all be surprised to read that generally speaking I'm a bit of a gullible pushover and an awkward simpleton. For example, the other night we had a knock at the door and it was a delivery guy who started handing me pizza boxes, but I had to stop him and say "no, sorry, we've not ordered anything". He said, "This is number 10?". I said "Yeah". He said, "10 Paddywhack Road?". I said "Yep, sorry. I'll take if it's free ha ha, but we've not ordered anything." He looked annoyed, didn't say anything else and just walked back to his car in a bit of a huff. I felt like I'd done him wrong. I sat in my living room thinking about how awkward it made me feel and I thought "I really don't think this would bother anyone else, why am I sat here thinking about it?". But anyway, back to my point, no matter how socially awkward and beta I've ever been, I've never had any trouble in telling any of those dancing, merry chuggers to get the fk out of my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 8, 2017 Moderator Share Posted September 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, mottaloo said: my good manners meant i couldn't leave her hanging, so i shook it, gawping at her perky bangers busting out of her blouse ! Truly a gentleman 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 8, 2017 Moderator Share Posted September 8, 2017 25 minutes ago, Xela said: Just got collared by one of those charity workers who give it the big spiel with compliments and 'bantz' and then try to wheedle my bank account details out of me for a DD payment. She looked devastated when I refused*. They are very persuasive and can see how some people feel obliged to sign up there and then. *I'm not against charity, far from it, I do a lot for various ones through work but I don't want to sign up for a DD for any of them. Reminds me of this - Charity worker : "Sir, do you have a moment for cancer research?" Comedian walking down the street : "Yes of course, but we won't get much done". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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