hogso Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 Ah come on. You know the ones. Prosecco & Peach and Gin & Tonic. They're good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 I remember buying alcohol with my mates on a weekly basis back when we were in our last year of school. Was 15 years ago mind but everywhere is a lot stricter now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 (edited) I worked in a supermarket as a 16/17/18 year old during college. One blazing hot Saturday afternoon, I'd been lumped on the tills. Painful stuff. I think it was carnival day or something, it was the kind of busy day where it seemed almost everyone was buying 3 or 4 items only, so the actual quantity of people coming through the store was enormous. Lots of BBQ stuff, drinks, ice creams and like. Now my mates knew I worked there, of course. They came in later on in the day, maybe about 6ish, and I knew something was up when I saw 5 of them, huddled together, walk past me without a word towards one corner of the store. They came back to my till and joined the queue. It was almost empty by this point, and I'd had enough. Between them they'd selected one of those crates of tiny little Belguim beers. I knew they were all underage so refused to serve them. They tried to bribe me, but I would not be moved. I got an awful lot of stick for it afterwards, and still comes up in conversation now. As an aside to that story, but in the same setting - I once served a girl who was quite attractive, but I was certain she was underage, in a futile attempt to gain the girls favour. The next day her dad came in after he had had to pick her up in the park, where she had consumed the entirety of the booze in one sitting, and had quite literally konked out. He was incredibly mad, and would almost certainly have punched my lights out if not for my manager covering for me. Edited September 5, 2017 by hogso 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 5, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted September 5, 2017 22 minutes ago, hogso said: Ah come on. You know the ones. Prosecco & Peach and Gin & Tonic. They're good. I've had the gin and tonic ones (free, of course ), and can confirm they are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 5, 2017 Moderator Share Posted September 5, 2017 Dagnammit, it was a joke that he came across as drunk by misspelling alcoholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 Ah right. Sorry, man. That was like the "Seat68's Wallet" of jokes, tbf. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 (edited) 11 hours ago, Demitri_C said: I hate wallets like this. I prefer ones with a button at the front. So keeps closed and not flies open all the time only cheap nasty wallets 'fly open' all the time Edited September 5, 2017 by Xela 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 The Mrs just told me that at the hen party she went too a couple of weeks back one of the other ladies (who I know by name only) was really flirty and touchy feely with her. This lady has recently split with her husband. She just showed me a picture, OMG absolutely stunning. Now, how to instigate the threesome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 13 minutes ago, Genie said: The Mrs just told me that at the hen party she went too a couple of weeks back one of the other ladies (who I know by name only) was really flirty and touchy feely with her. This lady has recently split with her husband. She just showed me a picture, OMG absolutely stunning. Now, how to instigate the threesome? You've seen the relationship advice thread right? I'm not sure VT is the right place for guidance on scoring a 3 way 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 A mate of mine when he started seeing a woman who is now his wife, who had a large number of lesbian friends, suggested very seriously, and this was maybe 2 weeks into their relationship, that a threesome should go down, regardless of the fact that one of the party was not attracted to women and another was not attracted to men, he persisted to the point, future wife ended up punching current husband in the face. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omariqy Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Anyone purchased a mattress recently? So many different ones claiming to be the next best thing? How the **** do I know which is good? Wowcher have some great deals but surely too good to be true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted September 6, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted September 6, 2017 A mattress is surely one of those things you need to actually go try out. Once you've found something comfortable in your price range everything else doesn't really matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omariqy Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 10 minutes ago, Chindie said: A mattress is surely one of those things you need to actually go try out. Once you've found something comfortable in your price range everything else doesn't really matter. they all give this 100 night sleep try out thing whereby you can return it if you're not happy with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 I bought a King Size from IKEA 2 months ago when we moved house. It was cheap cheerful and absolutely fine. No need for turning over periodically either I have experienced horrendous mattress' in the past which has probably meant I am more grateful for even half way normal mattress' so it depends what your standards are but I've slept very well on it so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 when I was in Crete I stayed in possibly the most comfortable mattress ever. I am actually debating emailing them asking where the hell they got it from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Never skimp on a mattress. It may be hard to fork out £1k plus at the time but you won't regret it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post wazzap24 Posted September 6, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2017 6 hours ago, omariqy said: Anyone purchased a mattress recently? So many different ones claiming to be the next best thing? How the **** do I know which is good? Wowcher have some great deals but surely too good to be true? Depends. Are you looking for one with a coin pouch and velcro fastening? 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted September 6, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted September 6, 2017 What's that quote? You are normally either in your bed or in your shoes. So it pays to invest in both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Just seen that ruby (or pink) coloured chocolate that they reckon is hitting uk soon. Is it me but chocolate should be Brown! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 7, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted September 7, 2017 20 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: Just seen that ruby (or pink) coloured chocolate that they reckon is hitting uk soon. Is it me but chocolate should be Brown! It already comes in white, mate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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