StanBalaban Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I was mugged by two blokes last night. I managed to knock one out - admittedly it was probably not the best time for a sail on the mayonnaise sea.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I took a girl back to my place last night. After swallowing my cum she jumped up, got dressed and left. I guess she's not used to seeing a guy ejaculate in his own mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted May 11, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2012 The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was very tense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 11, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 11, 2012 The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was very tense. Oh yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 This page has been a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 11, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 11, 2012 "Friend of mine went on a sailing holiday in Poole." "In Dorset?" "Yeah, he loved it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 "My girlfriend went on holiday to the Caribbean." "Jamaica?" "No, it was her idea." (I actually got someone with this at work once. I couldn't believe my luck when he said "Jamaica?" ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 John is sitting on the train when he notices that the blond across from him is not wearing any panties. Blond: Are you staring at my pussy ? John: Yes,sorry I will look the other way. Blond:Its allright,its very talented,watch this.She makes her pussy wink at him. John: Thats incredable. Blond: Thats not all it can do.Watch this. She makes her pusy smile at him. John: Completly facinated asks. What else can it do ? Blond: Would you like to sit by me and stick 2 fingers in it ? John: My god, can it whistle too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 "My wife went on holiday to the north of Italy." "Genoa?" "Course I do, she's the wife." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Man Utd fans feeling blue today....Not because they lost the league, because they now support City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 This page is the copyright of Tim vine, please edit or remove this content as sole copyright belongs to him. (previous page) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Man sitting at the bar REALLY drunk decides he has had enough and decides to go home. When he gets off his stool to go he falls over. He tries to get up again and falls over again. Stuff it he says.I will crawl outside, maybe all I need is some fresh air. He crawls outside and after a while tries to walk again and falls over again. Stuff that he says and decides to crawl home. The next morning his wife finds him asleep on the doorstep. Wife: You were out drinking again last night wernt you ? Man: How did you know. Wife: You have left your wheelchair behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 ^^And people slate ME for having old material!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 15, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2012 Yeah but Rob, you have a reputation to uphold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Yeah but Rob, you have a reputation to uphold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 wheres barney gone ad?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eames Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 I worry what you're IT department are going to say when they look at your Google search history. What the hell did you punch in to get that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 "Drunk Barney Dinosaur" It... it wasn't difficult, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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