Xela Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Never mind the virus, my share portfolio has taken a pounding the last 48 hours. No more lobsters for lunch for the time being 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sne Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 6 minutes ago, rodders0223 said: Off tonight for a bit of looting and to stock up on tinned goods. I've seen 28 days, I've seen contagion, I know all the strategies. Girlfriend is getting binned too. 3 simple rules to live by from the movie Carriers: One, avoid the infected at all costs. Their breath is highly contagious. Two, disinfect anything they've touched in the last 24 hours. Three, the sick are already dead, they can't be saved. You break the rules, you die. You follow them, you live. Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 With the state of my lungs, it’s game over for me if I cop for this. Breathing difficulties are a major symptom and I already get that putting my socks on or having a vigorous wank. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted February 25, 2020 Moderator Share Posted February 25, 2020 32 minutes ago, Xela said: You're saying it didn't happen then? I'm saying if it did happen then it has probably been embelished to suit an agenda, hence the mention of the supposed ethnicity of the attacjers, which quite frankly is irrelevant. If there was some sort of Police appeal to find these men, then it would be relevant but thee isn't and that certainly isn't the motivation behind the article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted February 25, 2020 Moderator Share Posted February 25, 2020 34 minutes ago, wazzap24 said: Breathing difficulties are a major symptom and I already get that putting my socks on or having a vigorous wank. Strewth. No option but to go barefoot then. Still, it’ll free up the socks for some other purpose... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Just now, blandy said: Strewth. No option but to go barefoot then. Still, it’ll free up the socks for some other purpose... Absolutely, especially when wearing loafers. Amirite @Stevo985 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted February 25, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted February 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Xela said: Never mind the virus, my share portfolio has taken a pounding the last 48 hours. No more lobsters for lunch for the time being I know 6% and falling over the last 5 days 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 On a slightly serious note, the panic buyers must be sat revving their cars waiting for the first random outbreak in the UK. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sne Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 You'll want to be well on your way towards the Scottish highlands (or whatever the destination may be) before the government issues a statement that "everything is under control" By then it will be too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villakram Posted February 25, 2020 Author Share Posted February 25, 2020 Finally some panic in these parts, ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Xela said: Never mind the virus, my share portfolio has taken a pounding the last 48 hours. No more lobsters for lunch for the time being Take all your money out and buy up the entire UK supply of hand gel and surgical face masks. This time next year Rodders.........well assuming you don’t die that is 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 25, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted February 25, 2020 1 hour ago, wazzap24 said: Absolutely, especially when wearing loafers. Amirite @Stevo985 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awol Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 1 hour ago, villakram said: Finally some panic in these parts, ffs I panicked 10 days ago when containment failed in Wuhan. Now looking forward to quarantine so I can sell my new stock of rice & tinned tuna to SNP supporters at 5000% mark-up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villakram Posted February 25, 2020 Author Share Posted February 25, 2020 CDC said earlier today that it a matter of if **not** when it has community outbreaks here in the US. Let the madness commence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wezbid Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 I couldn't have ordered my Batistuta long sleeve Fiorentina shirt at a worse time from DH Gate. FML. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sne Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 1 hour ago, villakram said: CDC said earlier today that it a matter of if **not** when it has community outbreaks here in the US. Let the madness commence. This is how the real panic and riots will start: Quote Coca-Cola could be in tight supply of artificial sweetener for diet and zero-sugar drinks because of coronavirus San Francisco (CNN Business)Coca-Cola says coronavirus has disrupted its supply chain, and artificial sweeteners from China could be in shorter supply if the outbreak continues to spread. Production and exports have been delayed for Coke's suppliers of sugar alternatives used in the company's diet and zero-sugar drinks, Coca-Cola disclosed Monday as part of its annual report. "We have initiated contingency supply plans and do not foresee a short-term impact due to these delays," Coca-Cola wrote in the filing. "However, we may see tighter supplies of some of these ingredients in the longer term should production or export operations in China deteriorate." https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/25/business/coca-cola-coronavirus-artificial-sweeteners/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 26, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2020 I work with lots of Italians as we have a site in Turin. A load of them were over here yesterday, having travelled on Monday. Which made me nervous anyway. Another Italian, who lives here, has just returned from holidaying back home (again in and around Turin). He was in Monday and Tuesday and I work closely with him, had a 1:1 with him yesterday. His wife now has the flu so he's in isolation for a couple of weeks. Guess if I develop any symptoms I'll be doing the same! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 10 hours ago, Awol said: I panicked 10 days ago when containment failed in Wuhan. Now looking forward to quarantine so I can sell my new stock of rice & tinned tuna to SNP supporters at 5000% mark-up. They won’t be having none of that fancy food in Scotland 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 10 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: had a 1:1 with him yesterday. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted February 26, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2020 My mate has just told me his wife's school has been shut down due to suspected Coronavirus. He lives in kings heath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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