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3 minutes ago, AndyM3000 said:

Xmas day is the worst day of the year.

Traditionally, that honour goes to the third Monday in January, according to the formula: 

\frac{[W + (D-d)] \times T^Q}{M \times N_a}

where W=weather, d=debt, D=monthly salary, T=time since Christmas, Q=time since the failure of new year's resolutions, M=low motivational levels, and Na=the feeling of a need to take action. 

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24 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

Dance like there's nobody watching. Trouble is, somebody always is, and they have a camera. 

Most of the people I know who hate dancing were traumatised by having their early attempts heckled.

If there is one good thing about punk, it is that it took the narcissism out of dancing.

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1 hour ago, MakemineVanilla said:

Most of the people I know who hate dancing were traumatised by having their early attempts heckled.

If there is one good thing about punk, it is that it took the narcissism out of dancing.

I never could dance for shit, but with hindsight, I regret the demise of formal, ballroom-style dancing ('Strictly' remains an armchair spectator sport). And it was my generation that killed it, substituting a narcissistic solo gyrating for the rather elegant (and let's face it, sexy) older styles. 

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1 hour ago, mjmooney said:

Traditionally, that honour goes to the third Monday in January, according to the formula: 

\frac{[W + (D-d)] \times T^Q}{M \times N_a}

where W=weather, d=debt, D=monthly salary, T=time since Christmas, Q=time since the failure of new year's resolutions, M=low motivational levels, and Na=the feeling of a need to take action. 

has to be done, obvs

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4 hours ago, theboyangel said:

I think I’ve slept through NYE the past 15yrs since my eldest was born.

have no interest in the occasion. 

My wife has a post Xmas time off work physical meltdown and gets seemingly the worst cold known to man so she's in bed by about 8, means I get a free hit to absolutely off my tits drunk with no complaining, I liked to sit on the balcony and watch the nutters set off and incredible amount of fireworks in conditions that would not be described as safe (basically stuff fireworks in an empty beer crate, light and hope for the best) but last year and this year they banned fireworks cos of the rona, banned them from sale to make sure its followed

I'll probably be in bed at 10

As for Xmas... Nah its a great, too much food, too much beer, the day off work... The 2 weeks off work is the best thing about Xmas overall, not fussed by the presents, I can imagine loving the food goes a long way in to enjoying the day, growing up I had bacon sarnies in the morning, full turkey dinner for lunch and then a party buffet at my grans on the night, I'm well in to all of that, brown bread rolls with tinned salmon on them and too much butter? Must be Xmas at my grans 

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1 hour ago, OutByEaster? said:

The thought of being forced into any kind of situation where I might have to dance is enough to force me into therapy.

Whenever I hear Stuart Maconie getting nostalgic about Wigan Casino, I always wonder whether I would have found the experience, therapeutic or traumatic.

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2 hours ago, MakemineVanilla said:

Whenever I hear Stuart Maconie getting nostalgic about Wigan Casino, I always wonder whether I would have found the experience, therapeutic or traumatic.

I am extremely confident I would have **** loved it. Regrettably long before my time, but a scene with a very good combination of music and drugs IMO.

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18 hours ago, theboyangel said:

I think I’ve slept through NYE the past 15yrs since my eldest was born.

have no interest in the occasion. 

Same here. I’m usually long gone before the occasion. It’s always depressed me for some reason . Wasn’t a big fan in my younger days, and hate it more now. 

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4 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said:

Same here. I’m usually long gone before the occasion. It’s always depressed me for some reason . Wasn’t a big fan in my younger days, and hate it more now. 

Kind of this, due to age I now look at NYE as a countdown to my ultimate demise rather than a celebration 

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4 minutes ago, Follyfoot said:

Kind of this, due to age I now look at NYE as a countdown to my ultimate demise rather than a celebration 

New Years Day is depressing as **** too.  Good day on the tv sport wise but that’s about it.  Couple of days later it’s back to work , which can be depressing, but I always find once I’ve done that first day at work it seems like Xmas and NYE are a distant memory. 

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36 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said:

New Years Day is depressing as **** too.

I hate the whole Xmas/New Year stuff, but for me it's a happy day, because it signals the end of all that nonsense.

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