Mark Albrighton Posted February 12, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 minute ago, mjmooney said: Wimps. On the bus on the way in on Monday morning. Or just claim the dog ate it. Oh I’ve done my fair share of homework in the 20 minute morning break time before the lesson. Never had to catch a school bus, I was always within walking distance. Sunday morning was always the designated time for the homework that I felt I couldn’t fudge in the last minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rodders0223 Posted February 12, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 12, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Shropshire Lad said: Leaving homework until Sunday evening? You maverick. Always Sunday morning for me. That was the intention when I went home on Friday every week. "I will do it when I get home then the weekend is all mine." I never did. Friday night became Saturday morning, Saturday morning became Sunday morning, Sunday morning became lunchtime, lunchtime became tea time, tea time became bedtime, bedtime became before school, before school became breaktime before class, before class became during class, until I just had to tell the teacher I hadn't done it. Hated it. I didnt find it difficult, I just didn't want to do it. Edited February 12, 2018 by rodders0223 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Luckily our year group tutor groups was done in sets and I was in the top one so had plenty of boffins to copy off during registration in the morning. History or English essays I had to do on Sunday mornings but anything else was a candidate for last minute copying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 12, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted February 12, 2018 26 minutes ago, rodders0223 said: That was the intention when I went home on Friday every week. "I will do it when I get home then the weekend is all mine." I never did. Friday night became Saturday morning, Saturday morning became Sunday morning, Sunday morning became lunchtime, lunchtime became tea time, tea time became bedtime, bedtime became before school, before school became breaktime before class, before class became during class, until I just had to tell the teacher I hadn't done it. Hated it. I didnt find it difficult, I just didn't want to do it. Basically, that was my life all through high school AND university. I don't know why I did it, it made me stressed and miserable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 32 minutes ago, rodders0223 said: That was the intention when I went home on Friday every week. "I will do it when I get home then the weekend is all mine." I never did. Friday night became Saturday morning, Saturday morning became Sunday morning, Sunday morning became lunchtime, lunchtime became tea time, tea time became bedtime, bedtime became before school, before school became breaktime before class, before class became during class, until I just had to tell the teacher I hadn't done it. Hated it. I didnt find it difficult, I just didn't want to do it. I still have the occasional nightmare about being in high school and being totally unprepared for an exam. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 19 hours ago, Shropshire Lad said: Feeling old. I head to the pub tonight as I’ve got a free night. Chatting to the lovely young new barmaid of my local about music venues in Brum, in particular the carling/o2 academy. Her blank looks as I reel off the names Interpol, ash, Idlewild, bloc party and Belle & Sebastian was dispiriting. The realisation that those bands that I once loved as a younger man haven’t had a lasting cultural impact is a tough one to take. I have so far resisted the temptation to put “girl from mars” on the jukebox. Just leave her alone pal, she's too young for you and your appalling music taste* * Ash being the exception! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 I was never the studious type, hence why I left school with barely any qualification and never went to uni! I'd struggle even now to do coursework for professional qualifications. I know I'm clever enough, I just lack the discipline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted February 12, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 hour ago, rodders0223 said: That was the intention when I went home on Friday every week. "I will do it when I get home then the weekend is all mine." I never did. Friday night became Saturday morning, Saturday morning became Sunday morning, Sunday morning became lunchtime, lunchtime became tea time, tea time became bedtime, bedtime became before school, before school became breaktime before class, before class became during class, until I just had to tell the teacher I hadn't done it. Hated it. I didnt find it difficult, I just didn't want to do it. Didn't realize how awful that music is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 12, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted February 12, 2018 51 minutes ago, maqroll said: I still have the occasional nightmare about being in high school and being totally unprepared for an exam. Me too. It's usually a geography exam, for some reason. In the dream, I suddenly realise that not only have I not done any of the coursework, or read any of the textbooks, but I have somehow 'forgotten' to go to any of the classes, for the previous two years. And the exam is tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 14 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Me too. It's usually a geography exam, for some reason. In the dream, I suddenly realise that not only have I not done any of the coursework, or read any of the textbooks, but I have somehow 'forgotten' to go to any of the classes, for the previous two years. And the exam is tomorrow. Scarily similar to one I often have, I've skipped all my lessons at college without anyone realising and suddenly it's exam day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 (edited) Talk of office bogs in another thread reminded me of this scene of rectal carnage I came across the other day at work. This may even trump (pun intended) some of @Chindie's toilet horors. First of all, I am sorry for posting. Secondly NSFW and thirdly, just look at the **** brush Spoiler Edited February 12, 2018 by Xela sorting link out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 17 minutes ago, Xela said: Talk of office bogs in another thread reminded me of this scene of rectal carnage I came across the other day at work. This way even trump (pun intended) some of @Chindietoilet horors. First of all, I am sorry for posting. Secondly NSFW and thirdly, just look at the **** brush Hide contents There's no way anyone can make that much mess and not need a shower afterwards. They must have done the rest of their shift stinking of shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Genie Posted February 12, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 12, 2018 (edited) You taking a picture of a bog reminded me slightly of something I did the other day. I’m having a well earned dump at work (as you do) and I’m reading some emails. I see something I need for later (an order number) so decide to screenshot it. In the silence of the gents there’s then the shutter sound from my phone, I’m sure my neighbours in the surrounding traps were thinking I was taking dick pics Edited February 12, 2018 by Genie 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 I've seen some monstrosity in work toilets in my time. I don't get why it hasn't Been flushed away! What's wrong with people!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted February 12, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted February 12, 2018 32 minutes ago, Xela said: Talk of office bogs in another thread reminded me of this scene of rectal carnage I came across the other day at work. This may even trump (pun intended) some of @Chindie's toilet horors. First of all, I am sorry for posting. Secondly NSFW and thirdly, just look at the **** brush Reveal hidden contents That's tame. The burnt pineapple in a sea of diarrhea is an image (and smell) that will live long in the memory. I can't comprehend what the **** that was, or how whoever it came out of managed to get it there. They must have walked like John Wayne for days afterwards. The above would have been a muttered '...for **** sake **** tramps...' on the office toilet rank-o-meter. It goes up to yelled 'what the **** is that?! ...**** words removed!', which has been invoked more often than should ever be needed. I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Shit smeared up the bowl and onto the seat. I've seen piss spattered across the floor and up the door. All things I will sadly never forget, indelibly burnt onto my retinas. **** dirty bastards. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted February 12, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted February 12, 2018 Christ almighty! You lot work with some absolute animals I think the worst I've ever seen in 30 years plus of employment is a few skids and some decaying bogies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted February 12, 2018 Moderator Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Xela said: Talk of office bogs in another thread reminded me of this scene of rectal carnage I came across the other day at work. This may even trump (pun intended) some of @Chindie's toilet horors. First of all, I am sorry for posting. Secondly NSFW and thirdly, just look at the **** brush Reveal hidden contents It's a pretty good ice rink of George Michael, that. Which is ironic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 On 2/11/2018 at 22:22, Shropshire Lad said: Feeling old. I head to the pub tonight as I’ve got a free night. Chatting to the lovely young new barmaid of my local about music venues in Brum, in particular the carling/o2 academy. Her blank looks as I reel off the names Interpol, ash, Idlewild, bloc party and Belle & Sebastian was dispiriting. The realisation that those bands that I once loved as a younger man haven’t had a lasting cultural impact is a tough one to take. I have so far resisted the temptation to put “girl from mars” on the jukebox. It's not all bad news, I'd go out with you. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 9 hours ago, rodders0223 said: That was the intention when I went home on Friday every week. "I will do it when I get home then the weekend is all mine." I never did. Friday night became Saturday morning, Saturday morning became Sunday morning, Sunday morning became lunchtime, lunchtime became tea time, tea time became bedtime, bedtime became before school, before school became breaktime before class, before class became during class, until I just had to tell the teacher I hadn't done it. Hated it. I didnt find it difficult, I just didn't want to do it. This is exactly what I used to do as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted February 13, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted February 13, 2018 14 hours ago, Vive_La_Villa said: I've seen some monstrosity in work toilets in my time. I don't get why it hasn't Been flushed away! What's wrong with people!? (Stolen from the phunnay thread) 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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