Ingram85 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) When chefs refer to food and ingredients as ‘my’ or ‘mine’. **** pisses me right off. “To make my amazing turkey I’m just going to sweat my onions off then I’ll add my seasoning. Once my base is done I’ll pop my turkey in.” **** off mate. It’s ‘the’, ‘this’ etc... Twunts. Edited December 21, 2017 by Ingram85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 21, 2017 Moderator Share Posted December 21, 2017 29 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: When chefs refer to food and ingredients as ‘my’ or ‘mine’. **** pisses me right off. “To make my amazing turkey I’m just going to sweat my onions off then I’ll add my seasoning. Once my base is done I’ll pop my turkey in.” **** off mate. It’s ‘the’, ‘this’ etc... Twunts. reminded me of another one of mine, when businesses refer to something of theirs as yours. New Sainsburys Petrol Station opened in Liverpool, months before a big sign outside said, something along the lines of... "Your new Petrol Station opening here Summer 2017" Still awaiting my shares of the profits... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Barclays have been trying to push the ‘Your Bank’ shit for years now. Caller: ”Hi it’s your bank calling” Me: “The one on Quinton?” Called: “No, no, I’m calling from Customer Services in Leicester” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 22 hours ago, chrisp65 said: Not a pop at NV here, it's just been a memory jogger. But my thing that pisses me off, is the relentless moaning about facebook. Everywhere. On here, in work, even at the football the other evening I had to politely tell someone to shut the **** up about something he didn't like on **** facebook. I'm amazed so many people are on facebook, 'cos everyone on it appears to moan about it. Hats off to them, they appear to have come up with a shit product that attracts cretins that seek attention and people love to moan about it. Relentlessly. It's like a tattoo. How do you know if someone's got a tattoo? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you about it soon enough. How do you know if someone's on facebook? Oh, they'll be moaning about it in 3...2...1... Turn the **** thing off for a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted December 21, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted December 21, 2017 On 20/12/2017 at 17:08, NurembergVillan said: People whose Facebook profile says "Education - University of Life" or some such bollocks. They're usually ill-informed whoppers. 23 hours ago, mottaloo said: Not forgetting that other famous educational institution - the school of hard knocks And the obligatory post against "Job" being "Got one". Such a badge of honour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sharkyvilla Posted December 21, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 21, 2017 Just had possibly the worst shit of my life. I've often questioned how others leave the toilet in such a bad state but after needing an emergency evacuation like that, my eyes have been opened. Thank **** I was at home and could have a shower. 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Been constipated for 4 days now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted December 21, 2017 Moderator Share Posted December 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said: Been constipated for 4 days now Shit. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said: Been constipated for 4 days now Ironic since you’ve been chatting shit on here all that time. (I’m sorry, I don’t mean that at all, I just couldn’t resist. Love you x) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Ironic since you’ve been chatting shit on here all that time. (I’m sorry, I don’t mean that at all, I just couldn’t resist. Love you x) Blame the coke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) I literally had my fingers up there last night trying to get some out, I was that desperate. Boy did that feel weird. Edited December 21, 2017 by Rugeley Villa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 A day off work tomorrow and I have a fridge being delivered. It is being delivered between 6:40am and 10:40am. 6:40am!? Is that even a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted December 22, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted December 22, 2017 Tell them they need to move the window back slightly as you won't be home until 6:45 AM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Seat68 Posted December 22, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2017 7 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: I literally had my fingers up there last night trying to get some out, I was that desperate. Boy did that feel weird. I am not even going back a page to see the context. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 22, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted December 22, 2017 I know I shouldn't resent this, but from our grandparenting 'job', we are getting precisely half a day off, over Xmas, due to my daughter and her partner (both NHS staff) having to work. Half a day. I am tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 56 minutes ago, Seat68 said: I am not even going back a page to see the context. I had some stuff to make me go the toilet last night, I've been on the shitter half the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 18 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: I had some stuff to make me go the toilet last night, I've been on the shitter half the night. thanks ruge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 9 minutes ago, maqroll said: thanks ruge My pleasure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Rugeley Villa said: My pleasure clearly.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 32 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: I had some stuff to make me go the toilet last night, I've been on the shitter half the night. No ruge, I didn't need to know the context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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