snowychap Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 most far left liberals…Far left liberals ? I'm not sure such a thing existsIf there is a far right why cant their be a far left?? Both as weird, creepy and wrong as each other on different levels.Do you have half a clue what 'liberal' means? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 most far left liberals…Far left liberals ? I'm not sure such a thing exists If there is a far right why cant their be a far left?? Both as weird, creepy and wrong as each other on different levels.Do you have half a clue what 'liberal' means? Tbf I think far left liberalism is a term used in American politics ( I'm saying nothing ) I suppose you could make a case for it being the same as social liberalism , though I'd probably put that more as centre-left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 (edited) I suppose you could make a case for...If you wish to dangle, one-legged on the end of the seesaw of decency - maybe.The posts of yer man above - not worth the dangling. Edited September 26, 2013 by snowychap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted September 27, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 27, 2013 An example:-One bloke in work makes a sheep noise as I enter the room (this isn't an uncommon thing given my hair) but the fat twunt usually gets a line announced to the rest of room such as… F*** me an elephant that can do farm yard impressions. I win every single time, he has no answer to it, so he stops for a while with his constant attempts to belittle. Eventually he'll forget and start again, he can't help it but its only a matter of seconds before he remembers. An elephant that forgets? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponky Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 In Oz the Liberals are the conservatives. So far left Liberals are the Labor party. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I've accidentally clicked the bollitics thread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post leemond2008 Posted September 27, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2013 I know this one has been done to death but ''queue jumping'' I was in McDonalds earlier just to get myself a coffee before work, some bint walks straight to thr front of the queue and orders herself a breakfast meal, I was rather annoyed and we had a little conversation that went like this me-excuse me love, do you want me to pay for your food her-what me-I just thought that seeings as I waited in the queue for your breakfast you may be expecting me to pay for the **** thing as well her-theres no need to be rude me-I wouldn't have had any reason to be rude if you wouldn't have jumped to the front of the queue which by the way is pretty **** rude in itself then I wouldn't have had to speak to you at all. really really annoys me 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I know this one has been done to death but ''queue jumping'' I was in McDonalds earlier just to get myself a coffee before work, some bint walks straight to thr front of the queue and orders herself a breakfast meal, I was rather annoyed and we had a little conversation that went like this me-excuse me love, do you want me to pay for your food her-what me-I just thought that seeings as I waited in the queue for your breakfast you may be expecting me to pay for the **** thing as well her-theres no need to be rude me-I wouldn't have had any reason to be rude if you wouldn't have jumped to the front of the queue which by the way is pretty **** rude in itself then I wouldn't have had to speak to you at all. really really annoys me Well, if you were wearing some kind of T-shirt identifying you as Leemond, there's no way she'd have f*cked with you. There's a lesson to be learnt there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 an unrequited sneeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 27, 2013 Moderator Share Posted September 27, 2013 Why would a sneeze be requited? It's not like a yawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Why would a sneeze be requited? It's not like a yawn Couldn't think of an appropriate word. Unrequited kind of means unreturned. A sneeze that is not 'returned'. An 'unrealised' sneeze? A 'non-sneeze'? Anyhow, just had one of em, and it annoyed me. I was 95% sure it was going to happen, and it didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 27, 2013 Moderator Share Posted September 27, 2013 Oh you mean where you rev up and rev up and then ... nothing. Unfulfilled I suppose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Leemond is my favourite non-fictional character. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Arthritis at 40, ffs. I'll be a cripple by the time I'm 45 Sorry to hear that chap. I've got this so I know your pain http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ankylosing_spondylitis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 (edited) I find the best way to deal with the banterers is to be better than them at it. Never start anything but I tend to turn the retort up to 11 at the first attempt usually leaves them speechless or floundering, best with an audience of course. The numpties that do it to me in work really don't have the speed of thought to come back at me again. An example:- One bloke in work makes a sheep noise as I enter the room (this isn't an uncommon thing given my hair) but the fat twunt usually gets a line announced to the rest of room such as… F*** me an elephant that can do farm yard impressions. I win every single time, he has no answer to it, so he stops for a while with his constant attempts to belittle. Eventually he'll forget and start again, he can't help it but its only a matter of seconds before he remembers. Elephants never forget EDIT: Choffer beat me to it Edited September 27, 2013 by Xela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I wish leemond came into on topic more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I love leemond! I wish Beadle was still alive so we could set him up on Beadle's About. I reckon he'd go mental if pushed enough! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Poxy Chinese restaurant that doesn't have any garlic dishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Lying, bodging, cowboy builders. Or more specifically, a tiler. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Lying, bodging, cowboy builders. Or more specifically, a tiler. Steve or Liv? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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