Xela Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 23 hours ago, Chindie said: I think most people would believe there's more to a relationship than a warm hole on demand. 3 warm holes! I jest, yes, of course I would love to meet a soul mate but I need to make the effort and not spend 70 hours a week in the office. Might be great for my bank balance but its ruining my health and mental well being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 I could never write poetry like MMV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 I found this from his early days; Roses are red, Violets are blue, Let me cum on your tits, Or I'll stab you. Beautiful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 14 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: I could never write poetry like MMV. Roses are red Violets are blue When MMV was eight He saw Santa doing his mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Your a wasted talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 17 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: I found this from his early days; Roses are red, Violets are blue, Let me cum on your tits, Or I'll stab you. Beautiful. I think that could work in trying to get a woman in bed . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PieFacE Posted September 28, 2016 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2016 So 9 months ago I managed to find some poor sod who was actually interested in me. Today we've just put an offer in on our first house! Excited and shitting myself at the same time 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted September 28, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted September 28, 2016 Nice one @PieFacE , congrats. I've got a date with a nurse tomorrow. Not really getting great signals from her yet but you don't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RimmyJimmer Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 8 hours ago, PieFacE said: So 9 months ago I managed to find some poor sod who was actually interested in me. Today we've just put an offer in on our first house! Excited and shitting myself at the same time Snap! 90% of the time I'm really excited...the rest I'm thinking...wft am i doing? Is this gonna work out? How much debt am i putting myself in? I'm hoping this is a normal bloke reaction? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, RimmyJimmer said: Snap! 90% of the time I'm really excited...the rest I'm thinking...wft am i doing? Is this gonna work out? How much debt am i putting myself in? I'm hoping this is a normal bloke reaction? You've got to live somewhere and that will cost. Most people prefer companionship and if you create the right relationship you'll have decades of gratification on tap. Only time will tell if it will work out. Don't worry about the debt of buying. Better to pay X for 25 years to own than to pay 2X over the next 50 years to own nothing. I wish you and PieFacE all the best. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Its not debt, its an investment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 2 hours ago, brommy said: You've got to live somewhere and that will cost. Most people prefer companionship and if you create the right relationship you'll have decades of gratification on tap. Only time will tell if it will work out. Don't worry about the debt of buying. Better to pay X for 25 years to own than to pay 2X over the next 50 years to own nothing. I wish you and PieFacE all the best. Rimmy and pieface living together?! GHEYYYYY 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Kendrick's Dentist Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 2 hours ago, lapal_fan said: Rimmy and pieface living together?! GHEYYYYY There's a joke in there about rimjobs and creampies but I'm above such gags 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 14 hours ago, RimmyJimmer said: Snap! 90% of the time I'm really excited...the rest I'm thinking...wft am i doing? Is this gonna work out? How much debt am i putting myself in? I'm hoping this is a normal bloke reaction? Anyone who understands the literal meaning of mortgage (death pledge) is entitled to have a few doubts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted September 29, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted September 29, 2016 (edited) 21 hours ago, RimmyJimmer said: Snap! 90% of the time I'm really excited...the rest I'm thinking...wft am i doing? Is this gonna work out? How much debt am i putting myself in? I'm hoping this is a normal bloke reaction? Yeah it's a huge commitment really! I guess you can be safe in the knowledge that if it's not working out it's not like you're stuck with it forever! Can always sell the thing Probably is a normal bloke reaction, we're generally non-committal But take comfort in the incredibly low interest rates at the minute! If that's possible at all .... Edited September 29, 2016 by PieFacE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RimmyJimmer Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 15 hours ago, PieFacE said: Yeah it's a huge commitment really! I guess you can be safe in the knowledge that if it's not working out it's not like you're stuck with it forever! Can always sell the thing Probably is a normal bloke reaction, we're generally non-committal But take comfort in the incredibly low interest rates at the minute! If that's possible at all .... Soooo....do you think my chais will go with ur cushions babe?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 30, 2016 Moderator Share Posted September 30, 2016 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 mods mods! MMV has hacked BOF's account although on a second look, there are no words I've had to look up and that cartoon could actually be two fat blokes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 2 hours ago, chrisp65 said: mods mods! MMV has hacked BOF's account although on a second look, there are no words I've had to look up and that cartoon could actually be two fat blokes Ha! Thought exactly the same when I saw that pic. The interpretation being the one on the other's back is the female .... It's got MMV's bleak outlook on the female of the species written all over it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Come on lads, let's have something interesting. Anyone hooked up with a tranny/nazi/psycho lately? We demand to be entertained. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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