Jon Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 There's a woman at work, who I'm pretty sure has been coming onto me. I don't particularly fancy her, but I've no aversion to hanging out the back of her, and although she seems prim and proper, she has a glint in her eye that makes me think she'd be pure filth. Trouble is I like to keep myself to myself, and my private life away from work. I know if anything happened, it'd be all around the office in no time. I know I should DHUTWU, but I can't be doing with being the centre of the gossip. Gotta keep em separated Yes, it is essential to keep the arse cheeks separated when doing a lady UTWU. There's a woman at work, who I'm pretty sure has been coming onto me. I don't particularly fancy her, but I've no aversion to hanging out the back of her, and although she seems prim and proper, she has a glint in her eye that makes me think she'd be pure filth. Trouble is I like to keep myself to myself, and my private life away from work. I know if anything happened, it'd be all around the office in no time. I know I should DHUTWU, but I can't be doing with being the centre of the gossip. Dave, A simple disguise may help you do the deed and keep your work life and sex life separate. Make hay whilst the sun shines my friend. One day you'll be old / settled down and you'll wish you made the most of all these opportunities that came your way. Do it. Also, pics or GTFO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 21, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2014 There's a woman at work, who I'm pretty sure has been coming onto me. I don't particularly fancy her, but I've no aversion to hanging out the back of her, and although she seems prim and proper, she has a glint in her eye that makes me think she'd be pure filth. Trouble is I like to keep myself to myself, and my private life away from work. I know if anything happened, it'd be all around the office in no time. I know I should DHUTWU, but I can't be doing with being the centre of the gossip. Gotta keep em separated I call that apartheid (if you weren't quoting Kanye West then I now look a pillock) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tegis Posted August 21, 2014 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted August 21, 2014 There's a woman at work, who I'm pretty sure has been coming onto me. I don't particularly fancy her, but I've no aversion to hanging out the back of her, and although she seems prim and proper, she has a glint in her eye that makes me think she'd be pure filth. Trouble is I like to keep myself to myself, and my private life away from work. I know if anything happened, it'd be all around the office in no time. I know I should DHUTWU, but I can't be doing with being the centre of the gossip. Gotta keep em separated I call that apartheid (if you weren't quoting Kanye West then I now look a pillock) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Little dAVe80 and I thank you for your sage advice. If anything comes to pass, I'll make sure that she calls out all of your names, during DHUTWU as tribute. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 There's a woman at work, who I'm pretty sure has been coming onto me. I don't particularly fancy her, but I've no aversion to hanging out the back of her, and although she seems prim and proper, she has a glint in her eye that makes me think she'd be pure filth. Trouble is I like to keep myself to myself, and my private life away from work. I know if anything happened, it'd be all around the office in no time. I know I should DHUTWU, but I can't be doing with being the centre of the gossip. Gotta keep em separated I call that apartheid (if you weren't quoting Kanye West then I now look a pillock) Exactly what came to mind for me. Pah, Kanye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 21, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2014 Kanye > Offspring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Never 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted August 21, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2014 Kanye > Offspring I know I'm not exactly in tune with music but.. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Kanye > Offspring You are a broken guy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Offspring are **** awesome. Glad Dexter got rid of the dreads though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Kanye > Offspring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 (edited) edit Edited August 21, 2014 by Tamuff_Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted August 21, 2014 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted August 21, 2014 I like Offspring. And I know hip hop /RnB/Rap is hilariously frowned upon on VT. But Kanye is actually briliant. An absolute, grade A bellend. But he makes bloody good music. But like I said, I wouldn't expect that to go down too well on VT. I know you're not allowed to like music people have heard of 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 You're so broke.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 You sound like a broken record Lapal.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 you're so bro-bro-bro-bro-bro-bro-bro-bro-bro-bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Kanye > Offspring well well well turns out you know less about music than you do about carpentry 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 (edited) I giggled like a prepubescent girl then. damn page break. Edited August 21, 2014 by lapal_fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 I really couldn't tell Kanye from the other million people who sound exactly the same. Though I'm sure hip hop/RnB fans say the exact same thing about rock music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 (edited) I can tell Kanye apart from the host of R'n'B and hip hop artists around today. He's the one making shit music and shit music videos. He's gotten into a habit of mashing two completely different songs into the same song, lately. They don't even go together at all! It sounds awful. I can only surmise people get confused and choose to like it because it's so different, kind of like how some people view art. Bound 2 is utter, utter shite. That is not good music at all. Let's throw Drake into the ring too. He's also **** garbage, but at least he comes across as a decent guy with a sense of humour. Kanye is as fake as they come. This whole persona that he's created in the last couple of years where he's just essentially a completely pretentious, self-obsessed arsehole is awful. It goes to show that even he doesn't feel his music can stand up on its own and he has to grab for negative attention and make a whore of himself to increase his album sales. He is truly terrible, and the fact that he has brought a child into the world is scary. I feel for that kid, it doesn't stand a chance. And AS IF you would call your **** kid North if its surname is West. Top end of the Bellend scale for me and doesn't deserve to be as influential or rich as he is. Edited August 21, 2014 by Ginko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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