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Some, if not most of the women on these dating sites are either so far up their own arses their mistaken for the human centipede, or they're just plain **** nuts. I think its a rarity to find a 'keeper' so kudos to those that have! My one mate's managed to bag himself a girl who's somehow persuaded him within about 8 months to get married, move in to his flat with her cat and 'attempt' to adopt a child. (which obviously failed - and unfortunately she cannot have kids). But he seems happy so fair play to him. It's just if you'd have told him a year ago he'd be where he is now he'd laugh in your face.

 

My problem is I don't get out enough, which I should do especially at my age. I think I must have this expectation that the perfect girl is going to just come knocking on my door. I am a lazy and need to start getting out of my comfort zone...

you not up for a few one night stands? not with me obviously.

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Some, if not most of the women on these dating sites are either so far up their own arses their mistaken for the human centipede, or they're just plain **** nuts. I think its a rarity to find a 'keeper' so kudos to those that have! My one mate's managed to bag himself a girl who's somehow persuaded him within about 8 months to get married, move in to his flat with her cat and 'attempt' to adopt a child. (which obviously failed - and unfortunately she cannot have kids). But he seems happy so fair play to him. It's just if you'd have told him a year ago he'd be where he is now he'd laugh in your face.

 

My problem is I don't get out enough, which I should do especially at my age. I think I must have this expectation that the perfect girl is going to just come knocking on my door. I am a lazy and need to start getting out of my comfort zone...

 

Sounds like he's a more than willing participant, or extremely easily led!

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Some, if not most of the women on these dating sites are either so far up their own arses their mistaken for the human centipede, or they're just plain **** nuts. I think its a rarity to find a 'keeper' so kudos to those that have! My one mate's managed to bag himself a girl who's somehow persuaded him within about 8 months to get married, move in to his flat with her cat and 'attempt' to adopt a child. (which obviously failed - and unfortunately she cannot have kids). But he seems happy so fair play to him. It's just if you'd have told him a year ago he'd be where he is now he'd laugh in your face.

 

My problem is I don't get out enough, which I should do especially at my age. I think I must have this expectation that the perfect girl is going to just come knocking on my door. I am a lazy and need to start getting out of my comfort zone...

 

Sounds like he's a more than willing participant, or extremely easily led!

 

i think the cat done it for him.

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Some, if not most of the women on these dating sites are either so far up their own arses their mistaken for the human centipede, or they're just plain **** nuts. I think its a rarity to find a 'keeper' so kudos to those that have! My one mate's managed to bag himself a girl who's somehow persuaded him within about 8 months to get married, move in to his flat with her cat and 'attempt' to adopt a child. (which obviously failed - and unfortunately she cannot have kids). But he seems happy so fair play to him. It's just if you'd have told him a year ago he'd be where he is now he'd laugh in your face.

My problem is I don't get out enough, which I should do especially at my age. I think I must have this expectation that the perfect girl is going to just come knocking on my door. I am a lazy and need to start getting out of my comfort zone...

Sounds like he's a more than willing participant, or extremely easily led!

Least he's not going to be a lonely singleton in his 40s though ay?

;)

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Some, if not most of the women on these dating sites are either so far up their own arses their mistaken for the human centipede, or they're just plain **** nuts. I think its a rarity to find a 'keeper' so kudos to those that have! My one mate's managed to bag himself a girl who's somehow persuaded him within about 8 months to get married, move in to his flat with her cat and 'attempt' to adopt a child. (which obviously failed - and unfortunately she cannot have kids). But he seems happy so fair play to him. It's just if you'd have told him a year ago he'd be where he is now he'd laugh in your face.

My problem is I don't get out enough, which I should do especially at my age. I think I must have this expectation that the perfect girl is going to just come knocking on my door. I am a lazy and need to start getting out of my comfort zone...

Sounds like he's a more than willing participant, or extremely easily led!

Least he's not going to be a lonely singleton in his 40s though ay?

;)

 

 

Quite!  :)

 

Big difference between being single and being lonely  :)

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dude just sort it out, if its only petty arguing then surely if you love each other its worth trying to sort it out. if it dont work out in the future then at least you can say we tried instead of having what if's running through your mind.

It does sound that simple, but we've broken up before... Twice! Once was a short break, but the second time was for over a month. This is the third time and it's that reason, that I'm left convincing myself it's probably the right thing to do. Even if we do still want to be with each other.
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We'll see what happens. It sounds ridiculous when people hear the reasons why we broke up, but obviously we've been through a lot. Like I say, we'll see :) whatever happens happens.

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Got the magic words from the gf today

"Next time we're drunk you can try it"

;)

 

Great stuff. Can hurt at first but if you relax and gently ease yourself onto it and let your muscles relax around the black plastic, eventually you'll love it. I suggest sniffing some amyl nitrate to relax your muscles first

 

Oh, I hope we are thinking of the same thing!  :P

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my first proper missus is now a lesbian, my second was very attractive but i was too young and stupid to realise what i had, my third was a part time pole dancer who had done escorting before that, my fourth was a squirter but she kept it from me until the last month of our fling and my fifth which is my current one is a mixture of all things and is very attractive and yes i still am too stupid to realise it at times.

Dante is stirring your porridge?

 

That's my wife you're talking about! :rant:

I know bud, but its VT, so anytime talk of strippers comes up, despite being hundreds of thousands of them in the world, we can only sensibly deduce that he was talking about your other half.

I can see no other outcome.

 

 

I was only jestin' anyways. I know what you guys are like :P

 

She wasn't an escort though.

 

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:D

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