lapal_fan Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Alright guys. I've got this bloke I know and he's just split up with his hideous missus, he keeps bloody crying and shitting everywhere. What do I do? FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Have sex with him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Alright guys, I have this friend who I'm coming to realise is a complete bell-end. What do I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Have sex with him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Well now This is about to get interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lapal_fan Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Last night.... I got raped by a "friend" is it still a rule that you're gay if you push back? Because I did a little bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 It depends on whether they were in front or behind you. If behind, then yes, you're a gay. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jexNsBjz1r8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-E53gmeO-8 Edited August 30, 2014 by MakemineVanilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Anyone know any good interior designers round here who can offer a thought or 2? No, no, seriously now, where can I meet a women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Anyone know any good interior designers round here who can offer a thought or 2? No, no, seriously now, where can I meet a women Waitrose you get to see what car she's driving you can see if the husband is sat waiting in the car* you get to see if she's buying kids yoghurts or milk formula the girl on the till can't walk away free coffee so you can make it a date posh womens are so up for it in the salad aisle * not always a show stopper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Warnock and Rob182... i'm going to offer some wise advice from my years of dealing with the more poisonous sex of the human race: Man up and pull yourselves together! plenty more minge out there Seriously though, remember the reason why you split up and not the good times. It sounds it was for the best in both cases so console yourself that you did the right thing and look forward instead of back! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 yeah damn right xela, this town is full of cornpone country pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Anyone know any good interior designers round here who can offer a thought or 2? No, no, seriously now, where can I meet a women The internet is your friend. There are loads of apps/websites a single man can use these days to get laid/meet his future wife. Sluts - Tinder or Plenty of Fish Normal(ish) women - Match.com Desperate women - eHarmony Men in wigs - Grindr 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Anyone know any good interior designers round here who can offer a thought or 2? No, no, seriously now, where can I meet a women The internet is your friend. There are loads of apps/websites a single man can use these days to get laid/meet his future wife. Sluts - Tinder or Plenty of Fish Normal(ish) women - Match.com Desperate women - eHarmony Men in wigs - Grindr yeah man, this day and age no single bloke should be going without pussy. the internet was a gift from the gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Seriously though, remember the reason why you split up and not the good times. It sounds it was for the best in both cases so console yourself that you did the right thing and look forwardThanks for the.... advice .. I'm not bothered about manning up, I'm just more frustrated than anything. We only broke up because of a silly argument that got out of hand. It was nothing serious, no-one cheated, the argument wasn't really about anything serious, and we do love each other. So it's just a pain in the arse, for me, because she's talked to me about the possibility of us talking it out, and I'm honestly in a bit of a rut. Not knowing 100% whether I think we should cut our losses and stay broken up, or get back together, talk it through and both just stop overreacting to such small issues. Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 dude just sort it out, if its only petty arguing then surely if you love each other its worth trying to sort it out. if it dont work out in the future then at least you can say we tried instead of having what if's running through your mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Some, if not most of the women on these dating sites are either so far up their own arses their mistaken for the human centipede, or they're just plain **** nuts. I think its a rarity to find a 'keeper' so kudos to those that have! My one mate's managed to bag himself a girl who's somehow persuaded him within about 8 months to get married, move in to his flat with her cat and 'attempt' to adopt a child. (which obviously failed - and unfortunately she cannot have kids). But he seems happy so fair play to him. It's just if you'd have told him a year ago he'd be where he is now he'd laugh in your face. My problem is I don't get out enough, which I should do especially at my age. I think I must have this expectation that the perfect girl is going to just come knocking on my door. I am a lazy and need to start getting out of my comfort zone... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 just out of interest what colour is the cat? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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