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I think the way to go, is to try to really make an impression.

Take a dog, a dildo, wear a top hat and a pair of shorts. Also, take one of those books with the eye-holes in it, and when she's in the middle of talking, just get the book out, as if you're ignoring her, then raise it to your face and stare at her friends breasts through the eye-holes.

These are the good moves.

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Good first date tip #2:

 

Smother your knob with Marmite, there's a 50% chance she'll gobble it up, which is a considerably higher % chance than you have now.

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The good thing about marmite is that there's a slim chance she'll be a 'hater', but think it's chocolate spread, then you get one of those grimaces that we all pretend we don't enjoy.

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Lol, she will be bringing a friend along :)

Is she also East Asian? That seems to be a thing that happens exclusive there on supposed 'dates'.

 

Happened to me in Jakarta. Felt a right lemon trying to schmooze the girl and her friend was just sitting there all awkward.  :(

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