BOF Posted May 21, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 21, 2019 18 hours ago, Xela said: Don't wash your bumhole too much though. Heed the warnings. What warnings??? What are they? I'm asking for a friend obviously. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 On 20/05/2019 at 05:40, il_serpente said: If my mother overwashed her bumhole I'd thank her to keep quiet about it around me. Welcome to Greenock 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 21, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 21, 2019 I only generally have showers in Hotels, even then I'll have a bath if I can. I can still fit in a Premier Inn bath (just). Tunes on, reading material out. I really dislike showers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Every inch gets washed, apart from my face, obviously. That's not had a wash in current memory. I genuinely can't recall washing my face as an adult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 22, 2019 Author VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Seat68 said: Every inch gets washed, apart from my face, obviously. That's not had a wash in current memory. I genuinely can't recall washing my face as an adult. ??????? Not Sure If Serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 I wash everywhere, every day, including my arse crack and bum hole, and have never had any arse related irritation. I don’t see why you wouldn’t clean between your bum each day because just wiping it with toilet paper isn’t all that clean. As for baths: they’re nice to relax in, but I have a shower after because lying in your own filth is a bit grim. I think I have OCD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 On 19/05/2019 at 12:47, Morley_crosses_to_Withe said: You all shower!? Posh b******s! I just lick my hands then give my balls and armpits a good rub. I've heard the middle class get someone in for that kind of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 3 hours ago, mjmooney said: ??????? Not Sure If Serious. Genuinely. I shave obviously. I'm not a farmer. But can't recall ever washing my face. My face gets wet and I dry it with a towel after a shower, but I don't wash it so to speak. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic09 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 20 hours ago, bickster said: I only generally have showers in Hotels, even then I'll have a bath if I can. I can still fit in a Premier Inn bath (just). Tunes on, reading material out. I really dislike showers See I don't get baths. You sit in warm water that gets colder every minute, thus making the experience worse as the time passes. Also, you go in dirty, so you essentially swim in your own filth. Plus it's an effort (waiting for the bath to fill) and it wastes so much unnecessary water. Showers all the way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted May 22, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2019 I don’t feel clean unless my head/face has been washed. Since I started grading my hair, I wash my hair (and subsequently the rest of my head) pretty much every day these days. The areas of concentrated washing - head/face, armpits, cock & balls, arse and general perineum area. They’re the important bits. Everywhere else gets a soapy rinse over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted May 22, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2019 20 minutes ago, Mic09 said: See I don't get baths. You sit in warm water that gets colder every minute, thus making the experience worse as the time passes. Also, you go in dirty, so you essentially swim in your own filth. Plus it's an effort (waiting for the bath to fill) and it wastes so much unnecessary water. Showers all the way. not to mention that if you are Northern , its a pain in the arse to have to take all that coal out the bath for your annual wash 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 15 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: 38 minutes ago, Mic09 said: See I don't get baths. You sit in warm water that gets colder every minute, thus making the experience worse as the time passes. Also, you go in dirty, so you essentially swim in your own filth. Plus it's an effort (waiting for the bath to fill) and it wastes so much unnecessary water. Showers all the way. not to mention that if you are Northern , its a pain in the arse to have to take all that coal out the bath for your annual wash We need to take the coal out too use in creating a small fire underneath the tin bath to make the water nice and toasty, out in 't garden obviously. (leave some coal in to save water if you want too, up the far end of the bath in a pile is best, gives the coal a nice clean as well). Great place to eat an orange also. Winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 22, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 22, 2019 31 minutes ago, Shropshire Lad said: Since I started grading my hair, What the actual f is grading your hair? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 22, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 22, 2019 48 minutes ago, Mic09 said: Plus it's an effort (waiting for the bath to fill) and it wastes so much unnecessary water This time is generally taken up by doing something else and coming back There isn't much space in a bath for water after I've got in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted May 22, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2019 (edited) 17 minutes ago, bickster said: What the actual f is grading your hair? Shaving it with electric clippers. Like a buzz cut. It’s done in different grades - grade 1 is 3mm hair length, grade 2 is 6mm in length and so on. “Grading” probably isn’t the right word, but “shaving” it could be interpreted as a bic wet shave or something. Edited May 22, 2019 by Shropshire Lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 22, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 22, 2019 5 minutes ago, Shropshire Lad said: Shaving it with electric clippers. Like a buzz cut. It’s done in different grades - grade 1 is 3mm hair length, grade 2 is 6mm in length and so on. “Grading” probably isn’t the right word, but “shaving” it could be interpreted as a bic wet shave or something. So its a haircut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted May 22, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2019 Just now, bickster said: So its a haircut Well yes, it is a haircut. But what I was saying was that since I’ve been having my hair shorter (grade 1 or 2), i’ve been washing my hair pretty much every day whereas before when I was sporting a longer haircut I wouldn’t wash it every day because it would get frizzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 22, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2019 Here's my full shower routine. I'm sure you're all super interested. Get into shower and stand under until everything is wet. Once wet, apply shampoo to head (and beard if present). Don't rinse. With shampoo still in, wash face with facewash, and rinse. Big squirt of shower gel into palm of left hand. Right hand then takes shower gel from left hand and applies to left armpit, then crotch and surrounding areas and finally arse crack and surrounding areas. What's left in the palm of left hand is then applied to right armpit. Lather up shower gel and spread to chest, shoulders belly etc Rinse entire body Done. That's a pre-work, regular shower. More intense cleaning including legs and feet may get introduced after sport or garden work etc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 22, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 22, 2019 25 minutes ago, Shropshire Lad said: i’ve been washing my hair pretty much every day Not good for your hair that. Effectively you are stripping your hair of its natural oils on a daily basis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted May 22, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2019 13 minutes ago, bickster said: Not good for your hair that. Effectively you are stripping your hair of its natural oils on a daily basis Cheers, but I think I have a higher oil to hair ratio than most so think i’m ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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