Mark Albrighton Posted May 22, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2019 32 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Here's my full shower routine. I'm sure you're all super interested. Get into shower and stand under until everything is wet. Once wet, apply shampoo to head (and beard if present). Don't rinse. With shampoo still in, wash face with facewash, and rinse. Big squirt of shower gel into palm of left hand. Right hand then takes shower gel from left hand and applies to left armpit, then crotch and surrounding areas and finally arse crack and surrounding areas. What's left in the palm of left hand is then applied to right armpit. Lather up shower gel and spread to chest, shoulders belly etc Rinse entire body Done. That's a pre-work, regular shower. More intense cleaning including legs and feet may get introduced after sport or garden work etc And what song are you singing while all this is taking place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Shropshire Lad said: And what song are you singing while all this is taking place? Yes sir I can boogie @lapal_fan says. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 22, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2019 34 minutes ago, Shropshire Lad said: And what song are you singing while all this is taking place? Wait and Bleed by Slipknot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 22, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 22, 2019 35 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Wait and Bleed by Slipknot Shaving song surely? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 5 hours ago, Stevo985 said: Here's my full shower routine. I'm sure you're all super interested. Get into shower and stand under until everything is wet. Once wet, apply shampoo to head (and beard if present). Don't rinse. With shampoo still in, wash face with facewash, and rinse. Big squirt of shower gel into palm of left hand. Right hand then takes shower gel from left hand and applies to left armpit, then crotch and surrounding areas and finally arse crack and surrounding areas. What's left in the palm of left hand is then applied to right armpit. Lather up shower gel and spread to chest, shoulders belly etc Rinse entire body Done. That's a pre-work, regular shower. More intense cleaning including legs and feet may get introduced after sport or garden work etc Almost exactly how I do it, except I got an ulcer in my eye about a month ago and the optician says I need to shampoo my eyelashes as well. Apparently you pick up shitloads of dirt in them, especially if you wear contacts regularly. Probably should have put this in the boring thread really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 My time in the shower (specifically focusing around the perineum) varies wildly depending on if we've got some of that Original Source Mint & Tea Tree shower gel in. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 6 hours ago, Shropshire Lad said: Shaving it with electric clippers. Like a buzz cut. It’s done in different grades - grade 1 is 3mm hair length, grade 2 is 6mm in length and so on. “Grading” probably isn’t the right word, but “shaving” it could be interpreted as a bic wet shave or something. One for the boring thread but I used to refer to it as clipping my hair when I used to sport a 'number 1' all over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted May 22, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2019 My shower routine? Roughly this... 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 When did salted caramel usurp 'regular' caramel as the king of caramel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 30 minutes ago, Xela said: When did salted caramel usurp 'regular' caramel as the king of caramel? I was only wondering this today. Everything is salted caramel now. Not complaining much as I love it. Had salted caramel cake last night, and two salted caramel ice creams today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 (edited) My washing technique is..... Edited May 22, 2019 by Rugeley Villa 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 22, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Xela said: When did salted caramel usurp 'regular' caramel as the king of caramel? Dunno but I'm glad it has. Salted caramel is the tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Salted caramel, pulled pork and Prosecco have only existed for about 5 years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted May 22, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2019 10 minutes ago, Wainy316 said: Salted caramel, pulled pork and Prosecco have only existed for about 5 years. I think you'll find I've been pulling pork since about 1977. 4 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 22, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Xela said: When did salted caramel usurp 'regular' caramel as the king of caramel? When they started making salted caramel green tea which so far is the peak of salted caramel bellendry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 22, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Wainy316 said: Prosecco has only existed for about 5 centuries FTFY It may have only been in the mindset of the British masses for 5 years because its cheaper than Champagne and sounds more expensive than Cava but it's no new thing really 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 23, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 23, 2019 What happened to @Deisler123? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 23, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 23, 2019 8 hours ago, bickster said: When they started making salted caramel green tea which so far is the peak of salted caramel bellendry I find all flavoured green tea doesn't actually taste of anything. It just smells like the flavour. I've had that salted caramel green tea. Smells lovely. Tastes of nothing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilko154 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 21 hours ago, Shropshire Lad said: Shaving it with electric clippers. Like a buzz cut. It’s done in different grades - grade 1 is 3mm hair length, grade 2 is 6mm in length and so on. “Grading” probably isn’t the right word, but “shaving” it could be interpreted as a bic wet shave or something. Known commonly as a fade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 23, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted May 23, 2019 38 minutes ago, wilko154 said: Known commonly as a fade. A fade is where it goes from short to long as you move up the head. One length all over isn't a fade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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