Rugeley Villa Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Do people know you’re not meant to scrub around the arsehole everyday? Some bloke from Greenock told me this. Apparantly his mum suffered because of doing precisely that. You take away the natural oils that are around that area and it can leave it very dry and irritable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 34 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Do people know you’re not meant to scrub around the arsehole everyday? Some bloke from Greenock told me this. Apparantly his mum suffered because of doing precisely that. You take away the natural oils that are around that area and it can leave it very dry and irritable. Whilst it made it all the more amusing, this applies to your body in general, not just the bum-holeo. If you shampoo and condition everyday, you do the same regarding natural oils with your hair and weaken it as a consequence. I shampoo about once a week, but due to the volume of sport that I play, a whole body scrub down in the shower once a day and regular bed linen changeovers are preferred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, A'Villan said: Whilst it made it all the more amusing, this applies to your body in general, not just the bum-holeo. If you shampoo and condition everyday, you do the same regarding natural oils with your hair and weaken it as a consequence. I shampoo about once a week, but due to the volume of sport that I play, a whole body scrub down in the shower once a day and regular bed linen changeovers are preferred. I shampoo every other day even though I’m bald. I think we do our bedding once a week, but you’d have to ask the missus about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: I shampoo every other day even though I’m bald. I think we do our bedding once a week, but you’d have to ask the missus about that. Seeing as we're in the wonders of the world thread.. How's the beard coming along? After probably half a decade of beard (and rarely trimming) I gave mine the shave a few weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 13 minutes ago, A'Villan said: Seeing as we're in the wonders of the world thread.. How's the beard coming along? After probably half a decade of beard (and rarely trimming) I gave mine the shave a few weeks ago. Gone mate. Shaved it off last month. I can wake up one morning and just think I’ve had enough and it’s gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Gone mate. Shaved it off last month. I can wake up one morning and just think I’ve had enough and it’s gone. You had me inspired with talk of the aspirations for a buffalo beard that would be the envy of every man! I'm regretting shaving mine. I miss the birds I was nesting and now there's little excuse for food being all over my face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, A'Villan said: You had me inspired with talk of the aspirations for a buffalo beard that would be the envy of every man! I'm regretting shaving mine. I miss the birds I was nesting and now there's little excuse for food being all over my face. I’m out of my Jim Morrison obsession again, so that’s probably why. Give it 2-3 year and i’ll be back in it and growing again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 19, 2019 Author VT Supporter Share Posted May 19, 2019 16 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: I’m out of my Jim Morrison obsession again, so that’s probably why. Give it 2-3 year and i’ll be back in it and growing again. Bear in mind that the common consensus on Morrison is that when he was clean shaven he was a sex god babe magnet, and when he was bearded he looked like an alky tramp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 37 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Bear in mind that the common consensus on Morrison is that when he was clean shaven he was a sex god babe magnet, and when he was bearded he looked like an alky tramp. He deliberately let himself go that way because he was fed up of being a babe magnet. He wanted people to take him seriously as a poet and artist rather than some sex symbol. My missus and other women I know love him with the beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 5 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: He deliberately let himself go that way because he was fed up of being a babe magnet. He wanted people to take him seriously as a poet and artist rather than some sex symbol. My missus and other women I know love him with the beard. Sounds like a hard-knock life for Morrison. "My music goes harder than my willy, I swear, but all you want is to see me bare, you don't dare to care for my poet laureate songs of hot air" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post il_serpente Posted May 20, 2019 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 20, 2019 10 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: Do people know you’re not meant to scrub around the arsehole everyday? Some bloke from Greenock told me this. Apparantly his mum suffered because of doing precisely that. You take away the natural oils that are around that area and it can leave it very dry and irritable. If my mother overwashed her bumhole I'd thank her to keep quiet about it around me. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 20, 2019 Moderator Share Posted May 20, 2019 On 19/05/2019 at 09:23, choffer said: Prompted by a family conversation last night, do people wash their legs in the shower or just let the water run down their legs and presume that makes them clean? You wash everything. It's literally the reason you're in the shower. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 he radio was on at work last week when this one came on. I haven't heard it for many good years, and I wish it goes an eternity untill next time. Anyway, how the hell did this shite become a hit? How could this "band" have any success at all, never mind selling 100's of millions of albums? I just don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 20, 2019 Author VT Supporter Share Posted May 20, 2019 On 19/05/2019 at 12:49, sharkyvilla said: I do my legs but rarely do my feet for some reason. Probably can't be arsed to bend down that far at that time of the morning. As long as you do your armpits and the bit between your balls and arse crack every day then probably just rinsing the rest is ok. Wait. You. Don't. Wash. Your. FEET??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 47 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Wait. You. Don't. Wash. Your. FEET??? Well, I mean I do indirectly with the suds that get washed off the rest of my body but I don't go out of my way to give them a scrub like I would my pits and biffin. I've just given my foot a sniff and it smells fine, and I've never had any complaints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, BOF said: You wash everything. It's literally the reason you're in the shower. Don't wash your bumhole too much though. Heed the warnings. Edited May 20, 2019 by Xela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Pelle said: he radio was on at work last week when this one came on. I haven't heard it for many good years, and I wish it goes an eternity untill next time. Anyway, how the hell did this shite become a hit? How could this "band" have any success at all, never mind selling 100's of millions of albums? I just don't get it. Right time, right place and great marketing. Just watched the video and Posh does **** all! No lines whatsoever. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 (edited) Now if you’re having a bath with the missus(or bit on the side for some of you ) then I make sure I have everything washed and I make sure she’s washed thoroughly. Edited May 21, 2019 by Rugeley Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatAboutTheFinish Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 33 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Now if you’re having a bath with the missus(or bit on the side for some of you ) then I make sure I have everything washed and I make sure she’s washed thoroughly. Me too! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, WhatAboutTheFinish said: Me too! I’ve had worse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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