coda Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 He could be in one of those London postcode gangs. Best lock him up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 1 minute ago, coda said: He could be in one of those London postcode gangs. Best lock him up. Haven't heard of them. Have they set up that illegal postcode lottery I keep hearing about? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 5, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) I've probably posted this before, but it's topical again, so... Some years ago, a mate of mine came in from the pub to find a burglar in his house. Said burglar decided to have a go. Big mistake, as my mate was a karate black belt, and routinely disabled him until the police arrived. By breaking both his legs. He was later informed that said burglar was going to take him to court for unreasonable force. But a few days later, a copper called round and told him that they'd "had a quiet word" with the bloke, and - surprise, surprise - he'd been 'persuaded' to drop the case. Edited April 5, 2018 by mjmooney 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted April 5, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 5, 2018 What's happened to @Rugeley Villa ? He hasn't been on for over 2 weeks. I remember I was encouraging him to stop eating meat. I that hasn't done him in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 2 hours ago, TheAuthority said: What's happened to @Rugeley Villa ? He hasn't been on for over 2 weeks. I remember I was encouraging him to stop eating meat. I that hasn't done him in! In A&E waiting to have a Henry surgically removed would be my best guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 13 hours ago, TheAuthority said: What's happened to @Rugeley Villa ? He hasn't been on for over 2 weeks. I remember I was encouraging him to stop eating meat. I that hasn't done him in! shopping for replacement straighteners and cucumbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 On 05/04/2018 at 11:20, Davkaus said: He had to be arrested. Someone has died. The police have a duty to investigate how that happened, and whether a crime has been committed. Thankfully, we don't live in a country where the police just take a suspect's words at face value. They'll investigate, and if there's nothing to point to him using disproportionate force, there's close to 0% chance that he's going to be charged with anything. Unless he was pretty much chasing them out of the house and stabbing them in the back while they fled, he's going to be fine. And just as you suggested: I bet The Sun still claim that their 'campaign' was wot done it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 6, 2018 Moderator Share Posted April 6, 2018 On the subject of the police, are there any intelligence tests they have to pass, as most of the ones I'm coming across are dangerously thick I received a DPA form this week asking me to tell the police the pickup point for a journey that started at *insert address here*. I had to try VERY hard not to be sarcastic I then received another from another copper only half an hour later, in which I as much as good gave them a BIG HINT that they shouldn't bother going to get a court order for the rest of the data because the second part of the crime that was committed couldn't have been committed by the people in the taxi because it was impossible to drive from the journeys recorded end (which happened to be the same address as the start) to the shop where they used a stolen credit card, in five minutes at 18:30 at night using the main ring road in Liverpool, its pretty impossible in the middle of the night too but hey ho... off they went to get the production notice anyway. Eventually they'll work out they got it wrong when watching the CCTV from the drive-thru (where the CC was used the first time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 This new sugar tax is pissing me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 33 minutes ago, bickster said: On the subject of the police, are there any intelligence tests they have to pass, as most of the ones I'm coming across are dangerously thick I received a DPA form this week asking me to tell the police the pickup point for a journey that started at *insert address here*. I had to try VERY hard not to be sarcastic I then received another from another copper only half an hour later, in which I as much as good gave them a BIG HINT that they shouldn't bother going to get a court order for the rest of the data because the second part of the crime that was committed couldn't have been committed by the people in the taxi because it was impossible to drive from the journeys recorded end (which happened to be the same address as the start) to the shop where they used a stolen credit card, in five minutes at 18:30 at night using the main ring road in Liverpool, its pretty impossible in the middle of the night too but hey ho... off they went to get the production notice anyway. Eventually they'll work out they got it wrong when watching the CCTV from the drive-thru (where the CC was used the first time. Bicks , what firm do you work for in Liverpool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 6, 2018 Moderator Share Posted April 6, 2018 Oh hell,the Manic Street Preachers new song about the 96 victims of Hillsborough... it's absolutely woeful, it takes their VIth Form lyricism to new lows Its possibly the worst thing I've heard all year If you want to hear what I'm on about its here, though I wouldn't recommend it. I stopped after 1:16 Dreadful, so bad its has actually pissed me off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 6, 2018 Moderator Share Posted April 6, 2018 4 minutes ago, theboyangel said: Bicks , what firm do you work for in Liverpool? Delta (The one everyone claims to hate but uses 11 million times a year ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 14 minutes ago, bickster said: Delta (The one everyone claims to hate but uses 11 million times a year ) Thought so, have sent you a DM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 16 minutes ago, bickster said: Oh hell,the Manic Street Preachers new song about the 96 victims of Hillsborough... it's absolutely woeful, it takes their VIth Form lyricism to new lows Its possibly the worst thing I've heard all year If you want to hear what I'm on about its here, though I wouldn't recommend it. I stopped after 1:16 Dreadful, so bad its has actually pissed me off I made it to 12 secs , I’d rather listen to Queen that’s how bad it was 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 6, 2018 Moderator Share Posted April 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: I made it to 12 secs , I’d rather listen to Queen that’s how bad it was It's not even that good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 That is pretty shit to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 I generally quite like the Manics... but that song is absolutely horrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted April 6, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 6, 2018 The instrumental middle bit is ok. But the lyrics are dreadful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 44 seconds. I rather listen to Kanye West. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 17 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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