Paddywhack Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I found a pair of jeans in my wardrobe that I hadn't seen for a while, I couldn't work out why I'd stopped wearing them. Until later, when I put a handful of change in my pocket and they all fell down my trouser leg and rolled all over the pavement. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Demitri_C said: He should be arrested as cream pies are tastier Do you like eating creampies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Good luck @Rugeley Villa with your driving lesson tomorrow mate... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 12 minutes ago, Xela said: Good luck @Rugeley Villa with your driving lesson tomorrow mate... Thank you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 (edited) I'm enjoying these light evenings but I'm struggling to get out of bed in the morning as it's so dark at the moment. Much prefer getting up when it's light outside. Edited March 29, 2017 by Rugeley Villa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 On 27/03/2017 at 13:03, sharkyvilla said: Taken into custardy at least 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 21 hours ago, Xela said: Good luck @Rugeley Villa with your driving lesson tomorrow mate... Well I never crashed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 but the cars you forced off the road did? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 14 minutes ago, villa4europe said: but the cars you forced off the road did? Was that you? I'm so sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Had probably one of my busiest days ever at work today... exhausting but good. Still loads to look at but can wait until tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 10 minutes ago, Xela said: Had probably one of my busiest days ever at work today... exhausting but good. Still loads to look at but can wait until tomorrow. You can't beat a busy day at work as imo it's good for the body and mind. When I have a quiet day for whatever reason I feel sluggish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted March 30, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted March 30, 2017 Me and Mrs P went to Frankie and Benny's last night. As the waitress sat us down she said "Please take your time to read through the menu as it's a brand new menu today, but just to let you know your food may take some time to come as the chefs are still learning how to f*** the food....I MEAN COOK...COOK THE FOOD". 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 9 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Me and Mrs P went to Frankie and Benny's last night. As the waitress sat us down she said "Please take your time to read through the menu as it's a brand new menu today, but just to let you know your food may take some time to come as the chefs are still learning how to f*** the food....I MEAN COOK...COOK THE FOOD". You must of inheritated the one from near me he looked like amateur cook when I went! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 30, 2017 Moderator Share Posted March 30, 2017 14 hours ago, villa4europe said: but the cars you forced off the road did? The little old lady had never been in a car accident. But she'd seen plenty of them in her rear view mirror. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 To appease the lunatic fringe who didn't like a trace of animal fat in the new £5 note they are talking about using palm oil for the new £20 notes .. a small part of me likes to think the BofE have done this on purpose ... see we listened to you and decided to say **** you hippies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 10 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Me and Mrs P went to Frankie and Benny's last night. As the waitress sat us down she said "Please take your time to read through the menu as it's a brand new menu today, but just to let you know your food may take some time to come as the chefs are still learning how to f*** the food....I MEAN COOK...COOK THE FOOD". Years ago I went to F&B for breakfast but for some reason I wanted scrambled egg instead of fried, waitress said ok no problem. Few minutes later she comes back and apologises saying that the chef doesnt speak English and she can't get him to understand that I want scrambled instead of fried egg. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Learning to cook the food, in Frankie and Benny's? That must be one **** complicated microwave. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 BBC headline says Doctor Who to get first openly gay companion. Tardis was a bit of a closet then? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 My housemate, who talks nonstop on the phone/skype from when she gets home at 5pm to midnight. Every single day. I just don't understand how someone could talk for that length of time every day. What's even left to talk about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted April 1, 2017 Moderator Share Posted April 1, 2017 Open Google Maps on your phone. Be delighted. Come back and share your joy. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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