Rugeley Villa Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 8 hours ago, Jon said: Or Rugeley? I'd never dream of interfering with someone else's milk as I would not like it done to me. Milk is the one thing which has to be perfect to consume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Demitri_C said: So weird story of the day. Was in a restaurant and a attractive girl is sitting there then all of a sudden a man comes in and throws a cake in her face and says that's for cheating on me. A massive argument takes place and he gets arrested ...for assault! Since when is the cake incident assault?! the worlds gone mad I hope it wasn't a cake from the discount aisle at a local supermarket ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 22, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 22, 2017 13 hours ago, Xela said: I think I speak for most people mate, when I say, what kind of cake was it? Chocolate? Victoria sponge? Coffee and walnut? Lemon drizzle? Technically, you don't need to touch someone to assault someone. I can't see or hear about anyone being hit in the face with a cake anymore without cringing horribly. Did I tell this story on here? Probably, but I'll tell it again. Went to a wedding last year. One of the guys there who I sort of know (friend of a friend) had been at a wedding a month before. it was Majorca I think (some hot island anyway). Anyway, the cake at said wedding was cream. They took some pictures at the end of the night next to the cake, then someone tasted some of the cream icing and, as it was a hot day and the cake had been sat out, it had gone off. That's a shame. But as the camera was there, someone came up with the idea of putting someone's face into the cake, comedy style, and get a couple of good pictures. Great idea. So this girl volunteered to do it. So the camera man starts snapping, this girl plunges her face into the cake and immediately lets out a horrifying scream, brings her head up and there's blood **** everywhere. Turns out there was a metal spike running up through the cake to hold the tiers together and this girl had plunged her face into it. LUCKILY (I guess) the spike hit her nose, slid into her eye, but missed her eyeball. So lots of blood and horror but as she hadn't done it THAT hard, no lasting damage. Sounds a bit far fetched, but it's either true or the guy telling me this story and his girlfriend are brilliant actors, because I could tell from their faces that it had left an impression on them. His girlfriend especially looked physically sick when he was telling me. So yeah, now if I ever hear of anyone getting a cake to the face I squirm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 10 hours ago, Meath_Villan said: I hope it wasn't a cake from the discount aisle at a local supermarket ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 12 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: I can't see or hear about anyone being hit in the face with a cake anymore without cringing horribly. Did I tell this story on here? Probably, but I'll tell it again. Went to a wedding last year. One of the guys there who I sort of know (friend of a friend) had been at a wedding a month before. it was Majorca I think (some hot island anyway). Anyway, the cake at said wedding was cream. They took some pictures at the end of the night next to the cake, then someone tasted some of the cream icing and, as it was a hot day and the cake had been sat out, it had gone off. That's a shame. But as the camera was there, someone came up with the idea of putting someone's face into the cake, comedy style, and get a couple of good pictures. Great idea. So this girl volunteered to do it. So the camera man starts snapping, this girl plunges her face into the cake and immediately lets out a horrifying scream, brings her head up and there's blood **** everywhere. Turns out there was a metal spike running up through the cake to hold the tiers together and this girl had plunged her face into it. LUCKILY (I guess) the spike hit her nose, slid into her eye, but missed her eyeball. So lots of blood and horror but as she hadn't done it THAT hard, no lasting damage. Sounds a bit far fetched, but it's either true or the guy telling me this story and his girlfriend are brilliant actors, because I could tell from their faces that it had left an impression on them. His girlfriend especially looked physically sick when he was telling me. So yeah, now if I ever hear of anyone getting a cake to the face I squirm. Thanks a lot, that'll be tonight's nightmare sorted 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 22, 2017 Moderator Share Posted March 22, 2017 15 hours ago, Demitri_C said: So weird story of the day. Was in a restaurant and a attractive girl is sitting there then all of a sudden a man comes in and throws a cake in her face and says that's for cheating on me. A massive argument takes place and he gets arrested ...for assault! Since when is the cake incident assault?! the worlds gone mad No, that would have been assault in the old world too. You should test it out on a stranger today. Buy any old cake and chuck it in a passer-by's face. See what happens. And no, the fact she knew him doesn't change anything. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 There was a gif like that doing the rounds not long ago, source of which is on youtube I imagine. Very similar to as described, woman plants her face in to cake as a joke, reels back in horror, there's a spike in the cake! Ahahaha. 14 hours ago, villa4europe said: I don't know if there are any genuine stone cold stunners in there (the Bowie ones maybe) but the record store day list is a really good one for me, going to be expensive Not really, Animal Collective and the Integrity remaster were the only things that really piqued my interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 42 minutes ago, hogso said: Not really, Animal Collective and the Integrity remaster were the only things that really piqued my interest. thats the thing with it, its really horses for courses, theres more i want this year than any other year i can remember, will be in the queue at 6.30am, i really want that white man in hammersmith apollo vinyl and the ocean colour scene live album Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted March 22, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted March 22, 2017 Shots fired outside parliament. Early reports suggesting at least a dozen injured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 5 hours ago, BOF said: No, that would have been assault in the old world too. You should test it out on a stranger today. Buy any old cake and chuck it in a passer-by's face. See what happens. And no, the fact she knew him doesn't change anything. What about if a woman does it yo a man, would the same thing apply? I am sure a police officer would laugh at me if I was going to a police station and say that had happened to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 22, 2017 Moderator Share Posted March 22, 2017 Just now, Demitri_C said: What about if a woman does it yo a man, would the same thing apply? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Just now, BOF said: Yes Can you get a woman to do it to you and then report it and let me know how that goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 22, 2017 Moderator Share Posted March 22, 2017 12 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: Can you get a woman to do it to you and then report it and let me know how that goes I think literally asking someone to do it might prejudice the judgement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 So I've cooked a chilli and I'm taking half in a lunch box for my lunch at work tomorrow. Stupid question but do I need to freeze it if I'm eating it tomorrow lunchtime or do I just leave it in the fridge once cooled? I'm having a blonde moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 if its sealed then chilled will be ok, you should blast it in the microwave regardless, as long as its heated properly it'll kill anything regardless of where you store it tonight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 23, 2017 Moderator Share Posted March 23, 2017 12 hours ago, Ingram85 said: So I've cooked a chilli and I'm taking half in a lunch box for my lunch at work tomorrow. Stupid question but do I need to freeze it if I'm eating it tomorrow lunchtime or do I just leave it in the fridge once cooled? I'm having a blonde moment. Chilli in a fridge is fine for even 2 days (I'd go for 3 personally) as long as it's blasted properly in a microwave (stir midway or the insides could stay luke warm!). I only freeze it if I don't plan on eating it for weeks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 23, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2017 I was getting very confused. I thought you were talking about a chili. As in a chili pepper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Hey guys, I don't know why this hasn't been done before, but I had rare chicken today. It's amazing! Just cut thin slices of raw chicken breast, season and voila! A beautifully delicate taste sensation. People eat rare beef all the time. I had some chicken breasts lying around and thought "Why not chicken!?" - boy did it taste good! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 39 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: Hey guys, I don't know why this hasn't been done before, but I had rare chicken today. It's amazing! Just cut thin slices of raw chicken breast, season and voila! A beautifully delicate taste sensation. People eat rare beef all the time. I had some chicken breasts lying around and thought "Why not chicken!?" - boy did it taste good! I've only just realised there's a difference between rare and raw...but I don't know what is it. I know roar beef is an angry cow, but what's the difference between raw and rare? Or is it tomato/tomato? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 23, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2017 42 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: Hey guys, I don't know why this hasn't been done before, but I had rare chicken today. It's amazing! Just cut thin slices of raw chicken breast, season and voila! A beautifully delicate taste sensation. People eat rare beef all the time. I had some chicken breasts lying around and thought "Why not chicken!?" - boy did it taste good! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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