Xela Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 19 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Anyone know why the church bells are going off. The ones in town have been going off for a bit now. Thought there might be a reason. Bell ringer has gone doolally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 8 minutes ago, Xela said: Bell ringer has gone doolally At first I thought we were under attack from the nazis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said: Anyone know why the church bells are going off. The ones in town have been going off for a bit now. Thought there might be a reason. 12th day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 5, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted January 5, 2017 Epiphany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Ingram85 said: I don't smoke often, a pack of ten will last me 1.5-2 months and I've always had them but the last 6 months I've just not been able to get them at all. Had to have Marlboro Gold or Camel and they aren't the same at all. I may go to a specialist and get some Davidoff or Djarum instead at this rate. Never heard of anybody smoking aftershave before. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said: Anyone know why the church bells are going off. The ones in town have been going off for a bit now. Thought there might be a reason. THE BELLS ARE RINGING FOR THE CLARET AND BLUE! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 14 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Looks like I've got another day at work with no work. I feel like I've read the internet in the past few weeks. I've learnt a lot though if wikipedia is trustworthy. I had a temporary data entry job once, I learnt a lot about world war 2 and stars. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 13 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: Don't venture into Stafford for your quest for them Ingram85. It's a desperate place out there Rugeley. Just saying. "It isn't Cannock" is it's motto. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 43 minutes ago, Seat68 said: Rugeley. Just saying. "It isn't Cannock" is it's motto. It's definitely not Cannock. It's gods country . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 I been scammed by a company in Birmingham B6 area very angry. Companies called phone recyclers I sent my phone to them they said would do bank transfer 5 weeks later still no money. Sent emails no reply, you ring them and they said all agents are busy call back later. Did a lil research on line and everyone has hd same problem. Godo I wish I lived in brum right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 9, 2017 Moderator Share Posted January 9, 2017 Hi everyone #postChristmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Smog levels in parts of Poland are ridiculous at the moment. They've made public transport free if you have a car in major cities. Because of the cold and people burning whatever shit they have in their house to keep warm. In Warsaw the levels were 8x acceptable breathing conditions yesterday. http://aqicn.org/city/poland/mazowieckie/warszawa/targowek/ Katowice in central Poland has the 3rd worst air pollution in the world by this website (as far as I can see) higher than Shanghai and Hong Kong put together right now. http://aqicn.org/city/poland/slaski/katowice--ul-kossutha-6/ Compare this to Birmingham http://aqicn.org/city/united-kingdom/birmingham-tyburn/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 After my 10am dump, I walked back on to the office floor to find it completely empty. I didn't hear a fire alarm, so I assumed everybody had been called into a meeting on another floor. So I had 3 options, go back to the toilet and hide, walk onto the floor in front of 150 odd people that would realise I've been in the shitter for 10 minutes or wait at my desk for everyone to come back and my boss to ask me why I didn't come to the meeting. Cliffhanger.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted January 10, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted January 10, 2017 9 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: After my 10am dump, I walked back on to the office floor to find it completely empty. I didn't hear a fire alarm, so I assumed everybody had been called into a meeting on another floor. So I had 3 options, go back to the toilet and hide, walk onto the floor in front of 150 odd people that would realise I've been in the shitter for 10 minutes or wait at my desk for everyone to come back and my boss to ask me why I didn't come to the meeting. Cliffhanger.. your office is currently live on Sky News I can see a guy all in black with a sub machine gun and an ISIS flag going from floor to floor and I can see a guy that looks like Dilbert, sat at a desk with VT open on his computer screen... Which one are you? 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Dilbert. That actually hurt a little. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 10, 2017 Moderator Share Posted January 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: your office is currently live on Sky News I can see a guy all in black with a sub machine gun and an ISIS flag going from floor to floor and I can see a guy that looks like Dilbert, sat at a desk with VT open on his computer screen... Which one are you? Sometimes a 'like' just isn't enough 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 6 hours ago, Paddywhack said: After my 10am dump, I walked back on to the office floor to find it completely empty. I didn't hear a fire alarm, so I assumed everybody had been called into a meeting on another floor. So I had 3 options, go back to the toilet and hide, walk onto the floor in front of 150 odd people that would realise I've been in the shitter for 10 minutes or wait at my desk for everyone to come back and my boss to ask me why I didn't come to the meeting. Cliffhanger.. Option 3. If anyone asks just say you felt really light headed so needed some fresh air before you passed out. Yes, I have been in that situation before. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 10, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted January 10, 2017 Haven't we all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted January 12, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted January 12, 2017 At work this morning I was given the task of going through a few cupboards and throwing away a load of old of documents we don't need anymore. It took me a few hours, but it was worth it because at one point I found a halloween decoration; a small plastic skeleton. I've told about 6 people so far that I've found a few skeletons in the cupboard and then produced the little decoration from my pocket and everybody has laughed and laughed and everyone loves me. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 44 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: At work this morning I was given the task of going through a few cupboards and throwing away a load of old of documents we don't need anymore. It took me a few hours, but it was worth it because at one point I found a halloween decoration; a small plastic skeleton. I've told about 6 people so far that I've found a few skeletons in the cupboard and then produced the little decoration from my pocket and everybody has laughed and laughed and everyone loves me. You're slowly killing them with shit jokes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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