tonyh29 Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 18 hours ago, chrisp65 said: 27th December, 1831 After having been twice driven back by heavy southwestern gales (and delayed due to 'drunkenness'), Her Majesty's ship Beagle, a ten-gun brig, under the command of Captain Fitz Roy, R. N., sailed from Devonport on the 27th of December, 1831. Interestingly he was at the debate against Darwin at Oxford and sided with Wilbourforce ( and God ) against Darwin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 to be fair, nearly 200 years later and the jury is still out a trolling we will go! a trolling we will go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted December 28, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted December 28, 2016 3 hours ago, StefanAVFC said: Official a quarter of a century old. I'll be in bed crying. Happy birthday you young **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted December 28, 2016 Moderator Share Posted December 28, 2016 2 hours ago, chrisp65 said: nearly 200 years later and the jury is still out Must be challenging the Chilcot Inquiry's record. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 I opened a current account with M&s a few days ago (£220 of m&s vouchers in the first year? Yes please!). I've just received my debit card which looks like this. Surely somebody was taking the piss when they submitted this design. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 'Kersley' isn't a very Lithuanian name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 I'm not showing you bunch of untrustworthy sods my real card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 8 hours ago, Paddywhack said: I just walked into the break room at work and a woman I've never seen before was sat in there on her own, crying. I did what anybody else would do, I pretended I hadn't seen her and made a beeline for the kettle. Woman at work said to me today - "I can't believe it, put 6 lbs on over Christmas. How can it be?" Apparently answering "It'll be all the turkey, gammon and stuffing you've shovelled down your throat like a depressed pelican" isn't the right thing to say. Women. I'll never understand them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 6 hours ago, StefanAVFC said: Official a quarter of a century old. I'll be in bed crying. Goes downhill from there mate. Hit your 30's and you'll put the weight on and have the body shape of a jacket potato. Happy Birthday by the way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Happy Birthday @StefanAVFC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 BBC have a story on the front page about Ariana Grande being left sick by comments someone said to her. The horrific encounter is shown below. Quote The singer was so upset by the encounter she posted a lengthy message on Twitter detailing what happened. She explained that the couple had gone to pick up food when a "young boy" followed them saying he was a big fan of Mac Miller. "I thought all of this was cute and exciting," she says in the post, "until he said "ariana is sexy as hell man i see you, i see you hitting that!!!" Let's all #prayforariana at this deeply sad time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Dress like a slut to sell music but please don't comment on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 A man sat down next to me on the train and is talking to himself in two different voices. RIP me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 38 minutes ago, Davkaus said: A man sat down next to me on the train and is talking to himself in two different voices. RIP me. Is it Boris Johnson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 29, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted December 29, 2016 40 minutes ago, Davkaus said: A man sat down next to me on the train and is talking to himself in two different voices. RIP me. Well there wouldn't be much use in talking in one voice, he wouldn't know which was which. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 No point replying to Davkaus. The train nutter has already strangled him with his shoelaces RIP sweet prince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Davkaus said: A man sat down next to me on the train and is talking to himself in two different voices. RIP me. Have you tried Claims Direct ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Which accents would you choose if you were talking to yourself in two voices? I'd probably go for a thick valleys accent and then maybe a really terrible New Yoik accent... Interspersed of course with a very fast tempo commentary of what I'm doing in the style of a horse racing commentator. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 2 hours ago, AVFC_Hitz said: Which accents would you choose if you were talking to yourself in two voices? I'd probably go for a thick valleys accent and then maybe a really terrible New Yoik accent... Interspersed of course with a very fast tempo commentary of what I'm doing in the style of a horse racing commentator. Teesside, so I could call everyone a daft word removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 16 hours ago, AVFC_Hitz said: Which accents would you choose if you were talking to yourself in two voices? I'd probably go for a thick valleys accent and then maybe a really terrible New Yoik accent... Interspersed of course with a very fast tempo commentary of what I'm doing in the style of a horse racing commentator. A Manc accent and a stereotypical Indian accent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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