PompeyVillan Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Anyone ever watch those Irish gypsy 'call out' videos where angry gypsies shout obscenities about a rival from another family for 5 minutes? They're hilarious, because they are real.Anyway, one of the most horrific insults in the gypsy community seems to be 'you're a shite in a bucket'. Its one that's thrown around in these videos a lot. For a humble housebound gorger bred such as myself, it was hard to understand at first. Why was that an insult? Finally I understood it, they didn't have a chemical toilet in their mobile home, hence they shite in a bucket. Terrible. But now I know a different slant on the insult thanks to Rugeley. Rugeley is a self professed 'shite in a bucket'. That's low man, even the gypsy bare knuckle fighters think that deificating in a bucket is bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 16, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted October 16, 2015 I just beat the bloke who won tonight's mastermind on his general knowledge round as I played alone at home .... I thought the wife would be impressed but no she had her nose in a book and "wasn't listening " .... MehHe dropped some easy ones, luckily he was well ahead from his special subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 I just beat the bloke who won tonight's mastermind on his general knowledge round as I played alone at home .... I thought the wife would be impressed but no she had her nose in a book and "wasn't listening " .... Meh He dropped some easy ones, luckily he was well ahead from his special subject.I thought the Everton fan got well stitched up with is questions , i struggled on loads of his Q's ... guess it's luck of the draw when you go on a show like that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 16, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted October 16, 2015 I just beat the bloke who won tonight's mastermind on his general knowledge round as I played alone at home .... I thought the wife would be impressed but no she had her nose in a book and "wasn't listening " .... Meh He dropped some easy ones, luckily he was well ahead from his special subject.I thought the Everton fan got well stitched up with is questions , i struggled on loads of his Q's ... guess it's luck of the draw when you go on a show like that They're all easy when you know them. It's pretty much a given that the younger the contestant, the less they know about stuff - they just haven't been round long enough to have picked up that much useless trivia. Hence so many retirees doing well in quizzes. The Everton fan was the youngest, so it didn't surprise me he struggled a bit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted October 16, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted October 16, 2015 Just found out that my cousin (who I've always been very close to) lost his partner to cancer today. She was 31 and a lovely woman. **** cancer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 had a right day yesterday because the night before id had a curry so the morning after whilst i was out with the dog(again) i had to run back to get on the loo which i just about made but on the way to work was a different matter. we are trying to find this job in solihull and my arse is twiching like a good un but i thought yeah we are nearly there so i will try and hold out but then the worse case scenario happend and we get lost driving around these posh streets in solihull. anyway we have a little combi van and i whilst my mate had pulled over to try and find out where we were i got in the back of the van and done this huge sloppy shit in a bucket that stunk to high heaven. by this point hes jumped out the van shouting unsavoury words at me in this really posh street then i fling my hi vis at him which ive used to wipe my arse with which upset him even more. we then had to drive to this site with this bucket full of shit in the back which stunk,i then had to clean it out when i got on site. he got pay back on me though because when we were throwing tiles up the roof i was not paying attention properly and the tiles he threw caught the end of my nose and has taken all the skin off the end. so not only did i have a sore arse i had a sore nose and it looks like ive been on a crack pipe all night as crackheads get these burns on their noses which look identical to mine. Wish I'd met you 20 years ago, we'd have been the Animal brothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted October 16, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted October 16, 2015 Just found out that my cousin (who I've always been very close to) lost his partner to cancer today. She was 31 and a lovely woman. **** cancer.So sorry to hear this. That's rough. That your cousin has a cousin who cares so much will be a comfort to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Just found out that my cousin (who I've always been very close to) lost his partner to cancer today. She was 31 and a lovely woman. **** cancer.Sad news, Des, sorry to hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Just found out that my cousin (who I've always been very close to) lost his partner to cancer today. She was 31 and a lovely woman. **** cancer.thats horrible, its such a devastating disease and i wish more could be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 had a right day yesterday because the night before id had a curry so the morning after whilst i was out with the dog(again) i had to run back to get on the loo which i just about made but on the way to work was a different matter. we are trying to find this job in solihull and my arse is twiching like a good un but i thought yeah we are nearly there so i will try and hold out but then the worse case scenario happend and we get lost driving around these posh streets in solihull. anyway we have a little combi van and i whilst my mate had pulled over to try and find out where we were i got in the back of the van and done this huge sloppy shit in a bucket that stunk to high heaven. by this point hes jumped out the van shouting unsavoury words at me in this really posh street then i fling my hi vis at him which ive used to wipe my arse with which upset him even more. we then had to drive to this site with this bucket full of shit in the back which stunk,i then had to clean it out when i got on site. he got pay back on me though because when we were throwing tiles up the roof i was not paying attention properly and the tiles he threw caught the end of my nose and has taken all the skin off the end. so not only did i have a sore arse i had a sore nose and it looks like ive been on a crack pipe all night as crackheads get these burns on their noses which look identical to mine. Wish I'd met you 20 years ago, we'd have been the Animal brothers yep they wouldn't stand a chance would they. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Poor ruge, struggling with the post-curry runs. Thank god I don't get them otherwise I'd definitely be ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Sorry to hear it Designer, cancer is such a bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Cancer is proper shit. My mum currently having Chemo for throat cancer.How can billions of pounds and the greatest minds in the world still not crack it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Crackheads will come out with any old bullocks to explain their crackhead nose scars . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 17, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted October 17, 2015 had a right day yesterday because the night before id had a curry so the morning after whilst i was out with the dog(again) i had to run back to get on the loo which i just about made but on the way to work was a different matter. we are trying to find this job in solihull and my arse is twiching like a good un but i thought yeah we are nearly there so i will try and hold out but then the worse case scenario happend and we get lost driving around these posh streets in solihull. anyway we have a little combi van and i whilst my mate had pulled over to try and find out where we were i got in the back of the van and done this huge sloppy shit in a bucket that stunk to high heaven. by this point hes jumped out the van shouting unsavoury words at me in this really posh street then i fling my hi vis at him which ive used to wipe my arse with which upset him even more. we then had to drive to this site with this bucket full of shit in the back which stunk,i then had to clean it out when i got on site. he got pay back on me though because when we were throwing tiles up the roof i was not paying attention properly and the tiles he threw caught the end of my nose and has taken all the skin off the end. so not only did i have a sore arse i had a sore nose and it looks like ive been on a crack pipe all night as crackheads get these burns on their noses which look identical to mine. Wish I'd met you 20 years ago, we'd have been the Animal brothers [emoji4] 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Just found out that my cousin (who I've always been very close to) lost his partner to cancer today. She was 31 and a lovely woman. **** cancer.Mucker my deepest, Mrs PR lost her dad only a fortnight ago to the same, horrible horrible thing. You know where I am if you need anything fella x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Cancer is proper shit. My mum currently having Chemo for throat cancer.How can billions of pounds and the greatest minds in the world still not crack it?It's a fault inherent in our own bodies, innit. If you live long enough and nothing else gets you, you will get it. It's shit & I do hope they find a cure but I can see why it is difficult. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3275447/Vile-racist-rant-London-bus-caught-camera.html'Talk your own language, f***ing Isis b****es': Mother with a PRAM launches vile racist rant at two Muslim women on a London bus A black woman taunted Muslim passengers on board a London busShe referred to them as 'sandbags' and 'Isis bitches' in the racist rant The bus driver tried to calm the situation but the woman's abuse continued The incident was caught on video and has since gone viral on Facebook what the ****The only thing worse than the article is the comment section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexbelowsound Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3275447/Vile-racist-rant-London-bus-caught-camera.html'Talk your own language, f***ing Isis b****es': Mother with a PRAM launches vile racist rant at two Muslim women on a London bus A black woman taunted Muslim passengers on board a London busShe referred to them as 'sandbags' and 'Isis bitches' in the racist rant The bus driver tried to calm the situation but the woman's abuse continued The incident was caught on video and has since gone viral on Facebook what the ****The only thing worse than the article is the comment sectionTried watching the video of it but it was just a barrage of BEEP, BEEP, You BEEPING BEEP, ISIS, BEEP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 It's just horrific that people think what she did was ok because they were speaking Arabic(?) in public. Boils my piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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