Davkaus Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Paddywhack said: I moved house in August. I was speaking to my new next door neighbour the other day who said her other next door neighbour was a rocket scientist. I said "Hardly brain surgery though is it?" to quote that Mitchell and Webb sketch. It got nothing and I think she thought I was being genuine. So I imagine she's told her neighbour and now everyone on the street already hates me. So it's not just a persona you use on here then 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 20 minutes ago, Davkaus said: So it's not just a persona you use on here then 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted October 9, 2023 Administrator Share Posted October 9, 2023 1 hour ago, villa4europe said: discovery found on site today I now have a nazi SS helmet sat on top of the filing cabinet behind me, rusted to **** and a huge crack in the top which is more likely to have come from being in the ground that the actual cause of death What's the process over there for this kind of thing? It's an offence to have that stuff in your possession isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted October 9, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 9, 2023 We've today purchased a well overdue new set of knives. Ran my thumb gently over the bread knife to check it was sharp and can confirm it is My thumb is now a ragged bloody stump 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted October 9, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, sidcow said: We've today purchased a well overdue new set of knives. Ran my thumb gently over the bread knife to check it was sharp and can confirm it is My thumb is now a ragged bloody stump Good job you didn't test out the meat cleaver first isn't it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted October 9, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 9, 2023 2 hours ago, villa4europe said: discovery found on site today I now have a nazi SS helmet sat on top of the filing cabinet behind me, rusted to **** and a huge crack in the top which is more likely to have come from being in the ground that the actual cause of death Well first off, well done for winning the contract to extend Suella Braverman’s old gaff. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 35 minutes ago, limpid said: What's the process over there for this kind of thing? It's an offence to have that stuff in your possession isn't it? Construction so uxo you have to declare to the police - we've already red carded a guy from site who walked around showing everyone the bullet he found, the police don't give a **** Helmet and gear etc not so sure, tell no one in case it's of historical signifance and they close your site or give you someone on a watching brief Ownership of the items as collectables etc yeah I think that's illegal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinker Posted October 9, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 9, 2023 33 minutes ago, sidcow said: We've today purchased a well overdue new set of knives. Ran my thumb gently over the bread knife to check it was sharp and can confirm it is My thumb is now a ragged bloody stump You obviously don't own a chainsaw. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phily85 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 39 minutes ago, tinker said: You obviously don't own a chainsaw. He wouldnt have a shed to put it in 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 5 hours ago, villa4europe said: discovery found on site today I now have a nazi SS helmet sat on top of the filing cabinet behind me, rusted to **** and a huge crack in the top which is more likely to have come from being in the ground that the actual cause of death Amazing what you find in Kidderminster. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 10, 2023 Moderator Share Posted October 10, 2023 76 more sleeps. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted October 10, 2023 Moderator Share Posted October 10, 2023 1 hour ago, BOF said: 76 more sleeps. 75 more F U s 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 Some word removed will have their Christmas tree up before the end of October, and to make it worse they’ll feel the need to tell the world about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 I know it's not a lot of peoples thing, but I'm quite enjoying seeing Halloween decs up in the odd spots. I think we could get way more mileage out of Halloween, it's fun and I get to eat loads of sweets 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted October 10, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2023 On 09/10/2023 at 05:52, Paddywhack said: I moved house in August. I was speaking to my new next door neighbour the other day who said her other next door neighbour was a rocket scientist. I said "Hardly brain surgery though is it?" to quote that Mitchell and Webb sketch. It got nothing and I think she thought I was being genuine. So I imagine she's told her neighbour and now everyone on the street already hates me. No point in trying to postpone the inevitable, though, eh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 10 minutes ago, il_serpente said: No point in trying to postpone the inevitable, though, eh? Absolutely. Let them know early on that you’re a dickhead, saves time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 1 hour ago, lapal_fan said: I know it's not a lot of peoples thing, but I'm quite enjoying seeing Halloween decs up in the odd spots. I think we could get way more mileage out of Halloween, it's fun and I get to eat loads of sweets We’ll be in America for Halloween this year so it should be fun to see how they do it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted October 10, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2023 37 minutes ago, Genie said: We’ll be in America for Halloween this year so it should be fun to see how they do it. Probably lots of whooping and shooting of innocents I expect 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 13 minutes ago, sidcow said: Probably lots of whooping and shooting of innocents I expect Just a normal day then 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted October 10, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2023 8 hours ago, Genie said: We’ll be in America for Halloween this year so it should be fun to see how they do it. My oldest friend from Stourbridge is coming over for a visit and really wantd to come at Halloween so he could see it. So much pressure on my neighbors now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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