Kingman Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 The City Is Ours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerner's Driver Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 9 hours ago, Marka Ragnos said: Yes. I foresee small groups of men discussing their mutual love of modern poetry. Or maybe exchanging risotto recipes? You are joking, but the Aston branch of the Risotto Poetry Appreciation Society are a really passionate bunch... probably a little too passionate, in fact. The fella in the picture throwing a punch actually published this little gem in the Society's monthly magazine about his mate's girlfriend, hence the carnage... And he feeds her Crisp cool chardonnay drenches their lips, it's flavour running rivulets over their tongues. Eyes widen over the candlelit table, and he thinks about giving her sons. Rich sticky risotto slowly prised from bowls, mouthfuls devoured in anticipation, he wipes his mouth with emphasised lust and she thinks about sensual elation. Chargrilled sardines stare eyes from their plates. She plucks them away, eating them whole, one by one. His leg quivers tremulously under the table, her sweetness burning like African suns Creamy creme brulee drips from their spoons, slipping down their throats, placating their hunger. He presses his appetite firmly to hers, her thighs drawing him in to taste erotic thunder. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jareth Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Lerner's Driver said: You are joking, but the Aston branch of the Risotto Poetry Appreciation Society are a really passionate bunch... probably a little too passionate, in fact. The fella in the picture throwing a punch actually published this little gem in the Society's monthly magazine about his mate's girlfriend, hence the carnage... And he feeds her Crisp cool chardonnay drenches their lips, it's flavour running rivulets over their tongues. Eyes widen over the candlelit table, and he thinks about giving her sons. Rich sticky risotto slowly prised from bowls, mouthfuls devoured in anticipation, he wipes his mouth with emphasised lust and she thinks about sensual elation. Chargrilled sardines stare eyes from their plates. She plucks them away, eating them whole, one by one. His leg quivers tremulously under the table, her sweetness burning like African suns Creamy creme brulee drips from their spoons, slipping down their throats, placating their hunger. He presses his appetite firmly to hers, her thighs drawing him in to taste erotic thunder. You’re Randy Lerner aren’t you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melvilla2 Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 58 minutes ago, Jareth said: You’re Randy Lerner aren’t you More a randy learner. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lerner's Driver Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Jareth said: You’re Randy Lerner aren’t you Maybe... Look, where we are today - on the brink of Conference League glory - is everything I dreamed of when I appointed Martin all those years ago. Please rest assured, General Krulak and I will be there with you in spirit today, if not in body. I'm sure the risotto Unai serves up will be a juicy one we can all enjoy, but to fully appreciate it we must all fight as one. Semper Fidelis! https://twitter.com/USMC/status/950713794715529217?t=JSwTsfo_W8fYnKDzxATb3w&s=19 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HKP90 Posted May 28, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted May 28, 2023 3 hours ago, Lerner's Driver said: You are joking, but the Aston branch of the Risotto Poetry Appreciation Society are a really passionate bunch... probably a little too passionate, in fact. The fella in the picture throwing a punch actually published this little gem in the Society's monthly magazine about his mate's girlfriend, hence the carnage... And he feeds her Crisp cool chardonnay drenches their lips, it's flavour running rivulets over their tongues. Eyes widen over the candlelit table, and he thinks about giving her sons. Rich sticky risotto slowly prised from bowls, mouthfuls devoured in anticipation, he wipes his mouth with emphasised lust and she thinks about sensual elation. Chargrilled sardines stare eyes from their plates. She plucks them away, eating them whole, one by one. His leg quivers tremulously under the table, her sweetness burning like African suns Creamy creme brulee drips from their spoons, slipping down their throats, placating their hunger. He presses his appetite firmly to hers, her thighs drawing him in to taste erotic thunder. You've kept me on my toes here. I'll be honest I did not open the thread on Villa vs Brighton expecting risotto porn. Kudos. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted May 28, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted May 28, 2023 4 hours ago, av1 said: I’ve been up since 05:00. Can’t sleep, absolutely bricking it. Same 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 Yeah I’m nervous, tense, excited, apprehensive, hopeful, fearful and I need a shit. It’s only 10.30am, gonna be a wreck by the time kick off comes round. Today would be a great day to put some early goals away boys. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imavillan Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 I don't get why so many of you are 'bricking it' this is a new Aston Villa under King Unai. We go into games well prepared and we look comfortable and never ever look like we are going to be thrashed or not be competitive. We can give anyone a game and especially at Villa Park with today of all days the whole of the ground right behind us. Keep the faith UTV 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HKP90 Posted May 28, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted May 28, 2023 12 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: Same I'm not that worried, which is possibly a bad thing I suppose. The way I figure it is that the worst that can happen today is that we get our highest league position in a dogs age. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 Will be amazing to finish 7th but whatever happens what a season it's been. Europe would just be a bonus on top of an incredible run under Emery so far. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 18 minutes ago, HKP90 said: I'm not that worried, which is possibly a bad thing I suppose. The way I figure it is that the worst that can happen today is that we get our highest league position in a dogs age. I feel the same. In both 2019 and 2020 our final game of the season decided our Premier League fate. By comparison, today just decides whether we finish in the Conference League or not. It's important but the stakes aren't even a tenth of what they were then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HKP90 Posted May 28, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted May 28, 2023 Just now, Mantis said: I feel the same. In both 2019 and 2020 our final game of the season decided our Premier League fate. By comparison, today just decides whether we finish in the Conference League or not. It's important but the stakes aren't even a tenth of what they were then. Yeah, exactly. I mean Europe would still be nice, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy54 Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 I hope that we are 2 nil up on the 90th minute and the ref says 2 mins injury time.....as the he needs to get to Birmingham airport to catch his holiday flight pronto straight after the game, and he forgot to book fast track security.......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Factory Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 Whatever happens we should thank Unai his coaching staff and the players for a brilliant turnaround after such a poor start under the old regime. It has been fantastic coming to Villa Park in the six months or so, we should be proud of our team. Good times are coming back to Villa Park. I know I am greedy but come on Villa one more win.UTV. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BleedClaretAndBlue Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 The team deserve it for tuning into and thriving under some proper coaching. Superb effort since day dot under Emery. If we draw or lose so be it, Brighton will be decent no matter who they put out today. Reckon Villa Park will be too much to ignore though. 3-1 Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVTuco Posted May 28, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted May 28, 2023 (edited) I'm probably not going to be able to watch this. I'm too nervous. Football is supposed to be fun, right? This is torture, and it's still five hours before game even begins Edited May 28, 2023 by AVTuco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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