Phil Silvers Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 18 hours ago, PussEKatt said: Gene Kruper ( dont know if I spelt his last name correctly ) is normally acknowledged as the best drummer ever,with Buddy Rich 2nd best. They are my top two too, maybe in reverse order. Gene was the better person by a mile though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 Music thread invading the joke thread. Gah!!! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 30, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted March 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Ingram85 said: Music thread invading the joke thread. Gah!!! Sorry, my fault. I should have put the Hawkins post in the music thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 I was out with my young granddaughter and met a friend I hadn't seen for years This is Beth I said introducing my granddaughter And what's Beth short for ? her asked Because she's only three I replied 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted March 31, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted March 31, 2022 22 hours ago, mjmooney said: Sorry, my fault. I should have put the Hawkins post in the music thread. Disappointed. Page break led me believe there was a Stephen Hawkins drumming joke back in the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 31, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted March 31, 2022 35 minutes ago, choffer said: Disappointed. Page break led me believe there was a Stephen Hawkins drumming joke back in the thread. Who's Stephen Hawkins? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted March 31, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted March 31, 2022 36 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Who's Stephen Hawkins? It was early, Mike. I’d not had a coffee at that point Sarcy git! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 What’s the difference between a pound and a ruble. 100p. ——This special operation barely humorous remark was conducted by the Villatalk Glorious Political Satire Brigade —— Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 On 29/03/2022 at 22:57, rjw63 said: That's shit, there's no punchline. I think you are in the wrong thread ?! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 On 30/03/2022 at 16:31, Phil Silvers said: They are my top two too, maybe in reverse order. Gene was the better person by a mile though. Watched G.Krupa play "Golden wedding"on a matchbox with matchsticks in a movie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 24 minutes ago, PussEKatt said: I think you are in the wrong thread ?! Nah you lot gabbing on about drummers are in the wrong thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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