Robtaylor200 Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 47 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Yep. And so did several others. I should have gone back further to check never mind I can blame it as an age thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 I ate a Kid's Meal at McDonalds, yesterday. His mother was really pissed off. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Robtaylor200 Posted March 16, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted March 16, 2022 My grandpa always used to say 'As one door closes another one opens'. Lovely man. Terrible cabinet maker 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 33 minutes ago, Robtaylor200 said: My grandpa always used to say 'As one door closes another one opens'. Lovely man. Terrible cabinet maker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 16, 2022 Moderator Share Posted March 16, 2022 On 15/03/2022 at 01:08, il_serpente said: Nobody, by the looks of it. Quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Robtaylor200 said: My grandpa always used to say 'As one door closes another one opens'. Lovely man. Terrible cabinet maker I liked the version, “As one door closes another one opens, apart from that it’s a great car” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talldarkandransome Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 I've just spent my lunch reading through this since Nov 21. I'm now crying. Most folks don't get that long 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Robtaylor200 said: My grandpa always used to say 'As one door closes another one opens'. Lovely man. Terrible cabinet maker He wouldent want to work as a prison warden either. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talldarkandransome Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 This needs to be nearer the top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 18, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted March 18, 2022 8 hours ago, Talldarkandransome said: This needs to be nearer the top Don't get it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Its been 3 months since I brought that book "How to scam people on line" It still hasn't arrived 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 I bought a diamond ring on St. Patricks day but found out it was a fake They gave me a sham rock 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talldarkandransome Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: Don't get it. I can't remember what I meant either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted March 18, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted March 18, 2022 51 minutes ago, Robtaylor200 said: Its been 3 months since I brought that book "How to scam people on line" It still hasn't arrived Reminds me of the time I went to a bookshop as asked if they had a copy of “How to cope with disappointment without resorting to murder”. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted March 19, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted March 19, 2022 I'm 20 hours into my sponsored Semaphore marathon. Unfortunately I'm starting to flag quite badly. 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Silvers Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Q. What did the number 0 say to the number 8? A. Nice belt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 I believe the Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bielesibub Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 On 04/08/2020 at 19:23, bielesibub said: What did the 0 say to the 8? -- Nice belt 2 hours ago, Phil Silvers said: Q. What did the number 0 say to the number 8? A. Nice belt. Oi get your own bad Dad gag material! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Silvers Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, bielesibub said: Oi get your own bad Dad gag material! I stole from Henry Lewis. Who the hell is bad dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 19, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted March 19, 2022 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Phil Silvers said: Who the hell is bad dad. Tricky guitar tuning. Edited March 19, 2022 by mjmooney 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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