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rjw63 Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 I don't understand the point of lap dancing clubs. If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I'd stay at home with the wife. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 On 22/02/2022 at 17:25, AVFC_Hitz said: I dunno...I have a mate here in Sofia who's around 5'6". He's hung like Denzel Washington's forearm after being stung by a bee. He sat down in bar one day, in the summer with pink shorts on. It was reaching round to steal his wallet. Bet he always stands next to someone and then slaps it against the side to make a noise. I know I would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 26, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2022 Went to the hospital yesterday. They reckon I might have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but it's hard to say. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted March 4, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted March 4, 2022 My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive. 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post choffer Posted March 9, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted March 9, 2022 Glass coffins. Will they ever become popular? Remains to be seen. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 Was in the supermarket this morning and soon found myself horrified to find they had no toilet paper at all. Reluctantly I headed for the checkout and asked if they had any. A firm NO was the answer. Walking back to the toilets with my pants and trousers around my ankles was a walk of shame I can tell you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferguson1 Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 A huge thank you to my neighbour for allowing me to borrow her large plastic sheet covering. Ta Pauline! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PussEKatt Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Went to the movies with my friend Putin and at half time he went out to buy 2 ice creams A good looking blond came and sat next to me I said "you cant sit there,thats my friends seat The blond said " Ill be your friend I said "no,he is my best friend" The blond grabbed my hand and put it down the front of her panties and said "Thats your best friend,isnt it" I said "no,my friend is a bigger c#@t than that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mjmooney Posted March 13, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2022 I’m addicted to brake fluid. But I can stop whenever I want. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 13, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2022 I ordered a pelican curry last night. Tasted OK, but the bill was enormous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 13, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2022 Definition of a tachyon: A gluon that hasn’t dried completely. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 2 hours ago, mjmooney said: I ordered a pelican curry last night. Tasted OK, but the bill was enormous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichfield Dean Posted March 13, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2022 39 minutes ago, rjw63 said: That gif is more suited to the subsequent joke to be fair 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 14, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2022 Who sent @mjmooneya joke book for Christmas? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post il_serpente Posted March 15, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted March 15, 2022 14 hours ago, Stevo985 said: Who sent @mjmooneya joke book for Christmas? Nobody, by the looks of it. 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 What's the difference between the folks who live in Dhabi and the folks that live in Abba Dhabi ? Apparently the folks that live in Dhabi don't like the Flint Stones But the folks who live in Abba Dhabi do OMG did I just post that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 16, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted March 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Robtaylor200 said: But the folks who live in Abba Dhabi do OMG did I just post that Yep. And so did several others. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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