rjw63 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 That's a VT first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 My wife came home from work today and said, "Why don't you actually do something with yourself instead of just sitting there all day watching porn?" "Errrr....Hello??? Seven wanks!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 My dentist told me he needs to give me a prostate exam tomorrow. He can **** off, I may not be the sharpest tool in the box, but I know that can't be right. It's only been a few weeks since he gave me the last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 As a Jihadist, I don't close doors quietly. Islam them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claretman Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 My Chinese friend died today .. So yung... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Prince Philip and Nelson Mandela die at the same time and are at the Pearly Gates. "I say," said Prince Philip, "It's dammed considerate of you to send a butler up with me." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted June 9, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 9, 2013 My wife came home from work today and said, "Why don't you actually do something with yourself instead of just sitting there all day watching porn?" "Errrr....Hello??? Seven wanks!" This isn't the confession thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 12, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2013 My wife came home from work today and said, "Why don't you actually do something with yourself instead of just sitting there all day watching porn?" "Errrr....Hello??? Seven wanks!" This isn't the confession thread... You can basically attach this response to every post Rob makes in here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Haha, you feckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevangrealish Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 As a Jihadist, I don't close doors quietly. Islam them. Found this wayyy funnier that it probably was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AVFC_Hitz Posted June 14, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted June 14, 2013 Got myself a job as a triangle player in a reggae band. Me just stand at the back and ting. 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 15, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 15, 2013 Brilliant. That's going on facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 yeah, stolen and passed off as my own 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 I heard Greggs are going to war... They're going in all Buns Glazing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Brumerican Posted June 18, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted June 18, 2013 The A-ha Fan Club Football team were not happy with their Cup Draw. Torquay Away. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 The A-ha Fan Club Football team were not happy with their Cup Draw. Torquay Away. Ha ha, ace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post claretman Posted June 18, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted June 18, 2013 While Jim Apple was having trouble introducing himself in France, at a hotel in Berlin, his friend Gordon Morgan was having similar problems when he arrived for breakfast. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 19, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 19, 2013 Genuinely laugh out loud, brilliant claretman I need to steal that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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