drat01 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 While Jim Apple was having trouble introducing himself in France, at a hotel in Berlin, his friend Gordon Morgan was having similar problems when he arrived for breakfast. The designer, Alf the designer, often found people walking away when his brother told people what he did. "Alf He Design" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Errrrrrr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted June 19, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 19, 2013 Auf Wiedersehen. I know, Drat's Blue card's gone, so you were unwarned, Mart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 19, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 19, 2013 Drat posted another follow-up on my FB that would've gotten that blue card back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claretman Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Drat was Puss E Kat all along. Who knew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 19, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 19, 2013 No, let's be fair. Drat's jokes might not be great, but they are most definitely jokes. They make sense and everything. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Ben - how much did I owe you? :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Jokes that are possible spoilers for a recently released computer game Do you want to hear a joke about Pizza? Nevermind it's too cheesy. What did the green grape say to the purple one? Breathe you idiot! Why was the toe worried about being 12 inches? Because then it'd be a foot! (I can't remember that one properly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I'm not a big fan of Little Red Riding Hood but Goldilocks and the three bears.. Now that's a different story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 When I saw the words Drat And joke thread in the latest posts column I just knew it wasn't going to end well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 The A-ha Fan Club Football team were not happy with their Cup Draw. Torquay Away. This joke works better if you sing the punchline. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 When I saw the words Drat And joke thread in the latest posts column I just knew it wasn't going to end well yup 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Auf Wiedersehen. I know, Drat's Blue card's gone, so you were unwarned, Mart. Ahhhh, got it! My Irish colleague Si O'Nara had similar problems in Tokyo. As did my niece Tara Abbit when checking out of the Holiday Inn in Solihull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Auf Wiedersehen. I know, Drat's Blue card's gone, so you were unwarned, Mart. Ahhhh, got it! My Irish colleague Si O'Nara had similar problems in Tokyo. As did my niece Tara Abbit when checking out of the Holiday Inn in Solihull. Welcome to my world ................ :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 John McEnroe is the new adviser for people wanting to move into the Middle East. You cannot be Syrians! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Auf Wiedersehen. I know, Drat's Blue card's gone, so you were unwarned, Mart. Ahhhh, got it! My Irish colleague Si O'Nara had similar problems in Tokyo. As did my niece Tara Abbit when checking out of the Holiday Inn in Solihull. My mate said, "It must be awful for you having a surname like Depressant." I said, "It's a lot worse for my Auntie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 John McEnroe is the new adviser for people wanting to move into the Middle East. You cannot be Syrians! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claretman Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 During my round the world trip recently, I was asked how I'd made it from Turkey to Afghanistan so fast.Easy. Iran. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Dear god ......rob sort this thread out !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 John Travolta has his own pepper farm these days. It's going well; he's got chillies, they're multiplying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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