Popular Post drat01 Posted June 20, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted June 20, 2013 It's 'Caribbean Hair Day' at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 I just bumped into the Dalai Lama in the local casino Apparently he loves to bet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 My girlfriend asked for a watch for her birthday. I told her she doesn't need one, there's a clock on the oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 John Travolta has his own pepper farm these days. It's going well; he's got chillies, they're multiplying. Leave town. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 20, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2013 "How embarrassing. Yesterday I met a former Yugoslav leader but my dog dribbled all over him!" "Slobbered on Milosevic?" "Yeah, that's him" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 20, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 20, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 My dick is that big, last time I got a hard-on I ended up in hospital. I fell out of bed and pole vaulted out the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 A woman gets a vibrator and it's seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240Volt FuckMaster Pro5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed revolving pussy, elasticated anus with imitation shit dribble and breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic rape scream sound system, I'm apparently a dirty **** pervert. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 20, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 20, 2013 I know. It's not fair Rob. But again, this is the jokes thread, not General Chat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Same sort of comment on a previous page recently. I'm not really like that y'know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted June 20, 2013 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted June 20, 2013 No I know. You'd have gone for the 6000 model. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted June 20, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2013 240v ! That thing come with a transformer Rob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted June 20, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2013 No matter how much I try to buy supermarket conveyor belt dividers, the cashiers always keep putting them back. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 "How embarrassing. Yesterday I met a former Yugoslav leader but my dog dribbled all over him!" "Slobbered on Milosevic?" "Yeah, that's him" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 "How embarrassing. Yesterday I met a former Yugoslav leader but my dog dribbled all over him!" "Slobbered on Milosevic?" "Yeah, that's him" I haven't heard that joke since the late 90s, I feel nostalgic... Good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 23, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 23, 2013 I stole it from a Harry Hill joke book. Which is, surprisingly, actually quite good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Started a new job yesterday in a Mirror shop. Dropped 7 of the bloody things. No doubt that will reflect badly on me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Just won a prize in a competition run by Colemans. A single glove !! Not a great prize Mustard Mitt 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Just won a prize in a competition run by Colemans. A single glove !! Not a great prize Mustard Mitt I thought I told you to leave town. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smetrov Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 3 Brothers ,Tom and Harry have size 12 feet - but Dick has size 14. One night they are out on the town - Dick pops to the loo. 2 girls come over to Tom and Harry and say 'Blimey, you 2 have got big feet' To which they reply "You should see our Dicks' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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