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A classic I saw when rewatching a film from the early 90s.
 
 
What's hard and hairy on the outside...
 
...soft and wet on the inside...
 
...starts with a "c"...
 
....ends with a "t"....
 
and has a "u" and an "n" in the middle?
 

 

A coconut.

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A classic I saw when rewatching a film from the early 90s.

 

 

What's hard and hairy on the outside...

 

...soft and wet on the inside...

 

...starts with a "c"...

 

....ends with a "t"....

 

and has a "u" and an "n" in the middle?

 

 

Wierd. I was so sure the answer was going to be "a word removed".

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A woman meets a guy at a party.

Guy: Hi 

Woman:Hi

Guy: I am a N.A.G.

Woman:What`s that ?

Guy: A New Age Guy

Woman: I am a W.I.F.E.

Guy:What`s that ?

Woman: Washing,Ironing,**** and Everything else 

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Why do Marxists only drink cheap tea?

 

Because all proper tea is theft.

It's to my shame that I had to read it twice :)
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A dirty old man pulls up in his car beside a little boy. Holding a bag full of sweets he says "Hey kid, if I give you a piece of candy, will you come in my car?"

The little boy replies "If you give me the whole bag and I'll come in your mouth"

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