Ginko Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Time to rescue the thread!! How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a duck. Play me off, Johnny! Terrible joke (though at least it makes sense) but that gif is probably the best I've ever seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 One for Morpheus "Do you ever think about somebody else when we're making love?" My wife asked. "No." I replied. "It's always been your sister." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Thanks Stevo, you made me remember Sabrina the Teenage Witch... mmm Melissa Joan Hart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 We need robs smut to help us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Thanks Stevo, you made me remember Sabrina the Teenage Witch... mmm Melissa Joan Hart. The other 2 women in that show would have got the ride before sabrina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Gotta disagree with you there, though Zelda and Hilda were pretty hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 sabrina would get it twice on a sunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 17, 2013 Moderator Share Posted May 17, 2013 Gotta disagree with you there, though Zelda and Hilda were pretty hot.I had a thing for Zelda alright. But ehh, you can keep Hilda to yersel'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 The actress who played Hilda was in The Suite Life of Zach and Cody and she played a German hotelier #funfacts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Gotta disagree with you there, though Zelda and Hilda were pretty hot.I had a thing for Zelda alright. But ehh, you can keep Hilda to yersel'. Sorry bof, but both of them would have had the length first, and at the time sabrina would have been what, 14/15? Which would mean a prison sentence and you signing the register. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 17, 2013 Moderator Share Posted May 17, 2013 Gotta disagree with you there, though Zelda and Hilda were pretty hot.I had a thing for Zelda alright. But ehh, you can keep Hilda to yersel'. Sorry bof, but both of them would have had the length first, and at the time sabrina would have been what, 14/15? Which would mean a prison sentence and you signing the register. I never mentioned Sabrina It's you playing mammies and daddies with big Gus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Gotta disagree with you there, though Zelda and Hilda were pretty hot.I had a thing for Zelda alright. But ehh, you can keep Hilda to yersel'. Sorry bof, but both of them would have had the length first, and at the time sabrina would have been what, 14/15? Which would mean a prison sentence and you signing the register.I never mentioned Sabrina It's you playing mammies and daddies with big Gus. Everyone's gay once in a while. Might as well be in prison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Back to the jokes! I visited my wife at the hospital. "My God, you look terrible," I said. "F*** off, " she replied, "And I've told you before not to bother me while I'm at work." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 (edited) what he said Edited May 17, 2013 by Meath_Villan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 An Australian buisnessman sells his company to a japaneese buisnessman and he has to travel to Japan to finalise the deal. He gets picked up at the airport by a chaffur driven car and taken to the best hotel in Tokyo and finds that he has a beautiful prostitute laid on for him as well. That night he gives her one and she keeps yelling " @#$% @#$% " The next morning he thinks, she enjoyed the sex so much last night that he gives her another go this morning, and again she keeps yelling " @#$% @#$%' He meets the Japanese buisnessman and signs the papers and the Japanese buisnessman invites him to a round of golf. They are at the 18th hole and he decides to miss his 4 foot putt on purpose as his whole time in Tokyo has been great. So he missis his putt, and shouts "@#$% @#$%" feigning annoyance at missing it. The Japanese buisnessman turns to him and says : " what do you mean wrong hole" Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 They're making a porno version of Doctor Who apparently, its about ****ing time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 (edited) Gotta disagree with you there, though Zelda and Hilda were pretty hot. I had a thing for Zelda alright. But ehh, you can keep Hilda to yersel'. Sorry bof, but both of them would have had the length first, and at the time sabrina would have been what, 14/15? Which would mean a prison sentence and you signing the register. Whoa, hang on a sec there skippy. Melissa Joan Hart was born in 1976, making her 37. She played Sabrina for the first time in the TV movie in 1996, when she was 20. Sabrina the character was 16 in the beginning, since that's the age when she learned that she was a witch. Add to that the fact that I personally was 11 in 1996. All. Completely. Legal. Yes I did some research. And BOF, Zelda was hotter no doubt, but Hilda... still would. Sabrina gets it the hardest though. Edited May 18, 2013 by Ginko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 sabrina would get it twice on a sunday Back off! She's mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Those aunts don't look anything special at all. Sabrina would get it big time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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