rjw63 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 On C4 the other night: 'The man with the 10 stone testicles.' Not sure if it's about a rare medical condition or about Jedward's dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 It's the Lions versus the Wallabies today and I think I know what the result will be. I'll get sacked from West Midlands Safari Park. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 25, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 25, 2013 The last 2 pages have been god awful 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 I have contributed and liked most of the last two pages. What does this say about me? I know what it says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 25, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 25, 2013 It's OK 8pints, without the likes of you, Victoria Wood and Russell Howard wouldn't have careers. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smetrov Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Q: How did the skeleton get his girlfriend pregnant ? A: He Boned Her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Good grief... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smetrov Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 An old classic - but worth repeating none the less:- Three Navaho women sit side by side on the ground. The first woman, who is sitting on a buffalo skin, has a son who weighs 70 pounds. The second woman, who is sitting on a deer skin, has a son who weighs 80 pounds. The third woman who weighs 150 pounds is sitting on a hippopotamus skin. The moral: the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 26, 2013 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is called and the duck soon returned to its habitat. Whats grey and cannot swim? A filing cabinet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 26, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 26, 2013 The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.A programmers wife sends him to the store and says "get some bread, and while you're there pick up some eggs" The programmer never came back. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. The barman says 'Sorry, but I can't serve you in that state'. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted June 26, 2013 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted June 26, 2013 Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport."Nationality?" asks the immigration officer."German," she replies."Occupation?""No, just here for a few days." 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smetrov Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Every time I leave my house I am followed by a bird with long legs I think I am being Storked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baBOOM. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smetrov Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says to it: For you, no charge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted June 27, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 27, 2013 If Tommy Cooper were still alive he could make a set from this page! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 I went on a blind date last night and I ended up **** a VIP... Or a visually impaired person, to be politically correct. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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