mjmooney Posted July 20, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted July 20, 2012 Oy vey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 I hope you're Jewish, Gareth... His Mrs. confirmed to me he was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 But seriously for a moment, I really don't like holocaust jokes; my grandpa died in a concentration camp. He was drunk and fell off a watch tower. Okay, okay, that's enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 But seriously for a moment, I really don't like holocaust jokes; my grandpa died in a concentration camp. He was drunk and fell off a watch tower. Okay, okay, that's enough. Dark stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Not saying it was a poor joke btw, but it did make me wonder why less well-known tragedies like the Irish potato famine can be used as comedic material, while the Holocaust can't. How much of this thread have you read? Everything is fair game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 The thread title does say Enter at your own risk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 When I saw this thread active up top with the thread about the incident at the Batman screening I feared the worst......was actually quite relieved to see some holocaust/famine jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 20, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 20, 2012 The Batman jokes are in the Batman thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Not saying it was a poor joke btw, but it did make me wonder why less well-known tragedies like the Irish potato famine can be used as comedic material, while the Holocaust can't. How much of this thread have you read? Everything is fair game. Wasn't complaining about the joke itself! It just piqued my curiosity with regards to the above question, that's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 When I saw this thread active up top with the thread about the incident at the Batman screening I feared the worst......was actually quite relieved to see some holocaust/famine jokes! Edit: on reflection it may be a bit too soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 I hope you're Jewish, Gareth... His Mrs. confirmed to me he was! Serious? Like, he's had a Bar Mitzvah before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 I hope you're Jewish, Gareth... His Mrs. confirmed to me he was! Serious? Like, he's had a Bar Mitzvah before? Yes he did. His reading of the Torah brought a tear to the eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 My mom bought 8 legs of venison today for £50 Is that too dear ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 The Batman jokes are in the Batman thread. Jokers :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 My mom bought 8 legs of venison today for £50 Is that too dear ? **** me....when I thought you couldn't get any funnier. By the way...Roosevelt and Churchill are mad...you stole Stalin's after dinner joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 But seriously for a moment, I really don't like holocaust jokes; my grandpa died in a concentration camp. He was drunk and fell off a watch tower. Okay, okay, that's enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 But seriously for a moment, I really don't like holocaust jokes; my grandpa died in a concentration camp. He was drunk and fell off a watch tower. Okay, okay, that's enough. That's **** genius. May have to steal that for FB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 24, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 24, 2012 Questions Michael Owen was asked on Twitter. @MirrorFootball: Do you feel a great affinity with Bradley Wiggins, who has also won a championship while sitting down? #askMOwen @greglarmouth: #AskMOwen I’m expecting a parcel on Thursday, would you be able to sit in for me while I’m out? I have Racing UK & ATR & my sofa’s leather? @steveuk30: #askMOwen Is it true you will only sign for a team if they have a heated bench ? @BigJohnTerry: #askMOwen Did you ever think you’re just like Liverpool? good back in the day but now finding it really hard just to play football @AlanPardewNUFC: #askMowen Our tea lady needs a holiday, can you cover? There is little to no sitting down involved though, will that be a problem? @AndreVillyB: #askMOwen Where do you get your tickets from for the match? I see you every week and they’re good seats in the crowd. @FootyHumour: #AskMOwen Which stadium has the most comfortable bench? @HeskeyHeskey: #askMOwen I scored more goals than you in the Premiership last season. #LOL @paddypower: #askMOwen were you gutted you weren’t nominated for a TV Bafta for your performance in the Insure.ie ads? @RealParkJiSung: #askMOwen Do you know we called you Messi because we didn’t want to get caught 1 on 1 with you? In a conversation? @BigJohnTerry: #askMOwen have you got a wife? @Dante_Banks: #askMOwen If you cross breed a cat with a goldfish how long is it before you realise your career ended 6 years ago? @weldy1980: #askMOwen If u had a choice between recieving a personality or being good at football, which wud u choose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 @AndreVillyB: #askMOwen Where do you get your tickets from for the match? I see you every week and they’re good seats in the crowd. @Dante_Banks: #askMOwen If you cross breed a cat with a goldfish how long is it before you realise your career ended 6 years ago? Brilliant!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 24, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2012 The cat and goldfish one tickled me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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