Ingram85 Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 Saw a bloke in the supermarket today that reminded me of Michael Jackson He said, "Don't forget about Michael Jackson". 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 19, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted October 19, 2012 Saw a bloke in the supermarket today that reminded me of Michael Jackson He said, "Don't forget about Michael Jackson". Stolen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Couple of superb ones there from Roberto and Ingram. Well done chaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Alan Pardew has told his players he doesn't want them distracted by the recent Wonga.com sponsorship deal, he wants them to focus 4207% on this weekends game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post whitsend Posted October 19, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2012 Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, 'If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh...' The barman says, 'Y, the long face?' 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 19, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted October 19, 2012 Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, 'If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh...' The barman says, 'Y, the long face?' Oh yes indeed. Also stolen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 19, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted October 19, 2012 That is excellent. Have a "like" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted October 19, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted October 19, 2012 I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought: "Not only does my son have a stupid name, but he's also a shit driver." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 19, 2012 Moderator Share Posted October 19, 2012 Get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted October 19, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted October 19, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rjw63 Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Got this from an Aussie site!!! "Got myself a new Jack Russell puppy, he's mainly black and brown with a small white patch, so I've named him England" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 A bloke is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells "Don't enter that church, you daft word removed!!" His wife asks him "What are you watching?" Husband replies "Our wedding video" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid. Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought: "Not only does my son have a stupid name, but he's also a shit driver." Despite the abuse you received I quite like this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted October 19, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted October 19, 2012 I win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Despite the abuse you received I quite like this one same here, even though it was shit it was shit good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturdaygig Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 Also stolen. what, now we have to make the jokes up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 what, now we have to make the jokes up? at the risk of looking like a fool at failing to spot any sarcasm or dry wit ill say this: I think he meant he was stealing it to put on facebook or to tell other people, not that we have stolen it from someone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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