The Hung Like a Donkey General Election December 2019 Thread

[ml1dch]

1 minute ago, LakotaDakota said:

What if it doesn't...

And in other dumb hypotheticals, what happens if water doesn't make things wet?

[HanoiVillan]

Just sitting back and reflecting on the day really . . .

On the one hand, kind of fair play to the secret telephone recording bloke, cos in one single act he's changed the momentum of the campaign and given the Tories their best day in ages. He's probably sealed the deal by making that tape. On the other hand, politics aside, what kind of rocket polisher makes a telephone recording of his friend and gives it to the media? You could imagine a different scenario, where Ashworth was admitting to some serious wrongdoing or something, and there was a real public interest need to get a taped recording of it, but nope, it's just bland concerns about Corbyn that everyone knows Labour MP's have. You'd really have to be a complete bellend to do that.

[StefanAVFC]

3 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said:

what kind of rocket polisher makes a telephone recording of his friend and gives it to the media?

 

3 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said:

Tories 

answered it yourself 

[LakotaDakota]

11 minutes ago, ml1dch said:

And in other dumb hypotheticals, what happens if water doesn't make things wet?

Hi Water, Meet Hydrophobic coating...

[tonyh29]

40 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

LibDem’s have a policy of an extra penny on income tax to raise £7Bn for the NHS.

Over to you...

Tories have a policy to give an extra £18.2 bn  for the NHS

 

over to you 

 

[chrisp65]

3 minutes ago, LakotaDakota said:

Hi Water, Meet Hydrophobic coating...

 

[Davkaus]

4 minutes ago, tonyh29 said:

Tories have a policy to give an extra £18.2 bn  for the NHS

 

over to you 

 

Is that including the 40 new hospitals?  

[Sid4ever]

1 minute ago, Davkaus said:

Is that including the 40 new hospitals?  

Surely can’t be coincidence that that is 52 x £350m.

i am sure Boris said they were putting in a £33.9b spending boost, not sure who to believe now Boris or that bed red bus 

[tonyh29]

4 minutes ago, Davkaus said:

Is that including the 40 new hospitals?  

No that's a different bus

[StefanAVFC]

Again, Tories acting as if they were opposition the last 9 years.

If they can put 18.2bn now, why didn't they before?

[DCJonah]

2 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said:

Again, Tories acting as if they were opposition the last 9 years.

If they can put 18.2bn now, why didn't they before?

It's this that blows my mind thinking why people vote for them. 

They've had 9 years. If they wanted school buildings to not crumble, to invest loads in the NHS and to have more police officers why not do it?

Could it be that they probably don't really give a shit

[HanoiVillan]

1 minute ago, DCJonah said:

It's this that blows my mind thinking why people vote for them. 

They've had 9 years. If they wanted school buildings to not crumble, to invest loads in the NHS and to have more police officers why not do it?

Could it be that they probably don't really give a shit

That is indeed the key question; why don't deficits matter any more?

[chrisp65]

17 minutes ago, tonyh29 said:

Tories have a policy to give an extra £18.2 bn  for the NHS

over to you 

 

Aah no, I can see where you went wrong there. It was raising taxes to get billions for the NHS.

Johnson is raising the funds by persuading all his baby mothers to apply for family allowance.

[snowychap]

Ashworth's 'friend' is called Greig Baker?

Who else is in his social circle? Morrisern Grocer?

[HanoiVillan]

From Twitter:

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[Genie]

13 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said:

Again, Tories acting as if they were opposition the last 9 years.

If they can put 18.2bn now, why didn't they before?

and they have the front to talk about hiring 20,000 more police officers as an election pledge. Almost parody.

[Chindie]

I don't drink anymore. I technically shouldn't.

But I feel like I might need a few on Friday.

[HanoiVillan]

Upgraded Tory poster:

[Seat68]

47 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said:

Just sitting back and reflecting on the day really . . .

On the one hand, kind of fair play to the secret telephone recording bloke, cos in one single act he's changed the momentum of the campaign and given the Tories their best day in ages. He's probably sealed the deal by making that tape. On the other hand, politics aside, what kind of rocket polisher makes a telephone recording of his friend and gives it to the media? You could imagine a different scenario, where Ashworth was admitting to some serious wrongdoing or something, and there was a real public interest need to get a taped recording of it, but nope, it's just bland concerns about Corbyn that everyone knows Labour MP's have. You'd really have to be a complete bellend to do that.

 

[HanoiVillan]

He's such an utterly abysmal human.