A'Villan Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 7 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Even when the sound bar on my TV is switched off and the volume on my TV is set to zero, if you squint your ears you can still hear it. Bit like my penis but only in reverse. When the volume is set to full, if you squint your eyes you still can't see it. *Runs off leaving not only coat, wife and kids* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 6 hours ago, A'Villan said: Bit like my penis but only in reverse. When the volume is set to full, if you squint your eyes you still can't see it. *Runs off leaving not only coat, wife and kids* A'Villan has been on the old crack pipe again.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 1, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted February 1, 2019 15 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Even when the sound bar on my TV is switched off and the volume on my TV is set to zero, if you squint your ears you can still hear it. A mate of mine once build a DIY 'hi-fi' from a kit. He put the amp control panel on upside down, and it very faintly picked up Radio 4 when it was switched off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 I made some raspberry vinegar this week. It has a rich raspberry taste, with a sharp vinegar-like aftertaste/finish. I am adequately pleased with my first attempts at home made vinegar. I am thinking about making some chilli infused olive oil now. I think it will taste good too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 1, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted February 1, 2019 I assume it is understood that any 'likes' bestowed in this thread mean: yes, that is really boring. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted February 2, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2019 It’s always February 2nd and there’s nothing I can do about it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 On 01/02/2019 at 21:51, lapal_fan said: A'Villan has been on the old crack pipe again.. I think I'll let you do humour and I'll stick to my verbose/boring posts from here on! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 5, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted February 5, 2019 My wife took her mum to the tooth hospital to have a tooth out today. I saved her some dinner but at quarter to eleven at night she's still there as it won't stop bleeding due to her blood thinning drugs. I'm going to chuck the dinner away in a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, sidcow said: My wife took her mum to the tooth hospital to have a tooth out today. I saved her some dinner but at quarter to eleven at night she's still there as it won't stop bleeding due to her blood thinning drugs. I'm going to chuck the dinner away in a minute. Inconsiderate cow! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 6, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted February 6, 2019 9 hours ago, sidcow said: My wife took her mum to the tooth hospital to have a tooth out today. I saved her some dinner but at quarter to eleven at night she's still there as it won't stop bleeding due to her blood thinning drugs. I'm going to chuck the dinner away in a minute. I bet the second that dinner slid off the plate into the bin, she walked in the front door saying "Thank God that's over, I'm bloody starving!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 lapal_fan is an anagram of "anal flap". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 6, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted February 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, rjw63 said: lapal_fan is an anagram of "anal flap". rjw63 is an anagram of "6wr3j". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 1 minute ago, mjmooney said: rjw63 is an anagram of "6wr3j". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 3 hours ago, rjw63 said: lapal_fan is an anagram of "anal flap". Oh yea? Well rjw63 is an acronym for stupid idiot! - So there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted February 6, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted February 6, 2019 3 hours ago, lapal_fan said: Oh yea? Well rjw63 is an acronym for stupid idiot! - So there. I've been looking at it carefully and I just can't see how you came up with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 4 hours ago, lapal_fan said: Oh yea? Well rjw63 is an acronym for stupid idiot! - So there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 On 31/01/2019 at 05:23, mottaloo said: The fact that i almost always look at @Brumstopdogs username & wonder why someone would call themselves "Brum stop dogs "? I mean, that name doesn't make sense.....then i re read it and I understand #susanalbumparty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted February 26, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2019 @Zatman‘s avatar not being a white Z on a green background is going to take some getting used to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 On 01/02/2019 at 07:05, mjmooney said: A mate of mine once build a DIY 'hi-fi' from a kit. He put the amp control panel on upside down, and it very faintly picked up Radio 4 when it was switched off. That reminded me, back when I was young I could tune the hifi in my bedroom to pick up the conversation my older brother was having on the cordless home phone. That was fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted March 5, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted March 5, 2019 Pancakes consumed this year - 2.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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