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Normally my small bottle of squash would last 10 working days, perfectly timed to buy some every other weekend.

 

This time it's run out on working day 9.

 

I'll have to go to the supermarket tonight, and then ration it so the next bottle lasts 11 working days.

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My biro stopped working earlier, so I thought it was running out. But then it carried on working.

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I woke up and lived this day as I have lived pretty much every day of the last 5 years

 

my entire life is boring, I don't live I merely exist

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I thought my ham and cheese melt would fill me up on lunch, but it didn't so I bought a pack of crisps after.

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We are going to look at two houses this evening and two houses tomorrow evening. We looked at a house last week that we liked at first, but then, after a second viewing, we didn't like the house as much.

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Take a tip from the boring James Milner twitter account. To sound truly boring you just have to use the same word in a sentence more than once because it sounds boring even if it's not actually boring.

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Take a tip from the boring James Milner twitter account. To sound truly boring you just have to use the same word in a sentence more than once because it sounds boring even if it's not actually boring.

Thanks, Rev ;)

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My detailed football 6aside rating system on excel has caused quite a stir today with some controversial ratings, but has equally shown up one of my colleagues to be a deluded twunt.

Additionally I keep bumping into a girl of the past (long story) after seeing her for the first time in ages last month. This time at a co-op located a fair distance away from where we both work.

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The ink cartridge in my fountain pen needed changing this afternoon. So I changed it. I have no idea how long they last me so I noted it on my calendar and will confirm how long one lasts in a future post.

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My first client is late. She's always 20 minutes early or 10 minutes late. And it's as cold here as in England.

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