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Normally my small bottle of squash would last 10 working days, perfectly timed to buy some every other weekend.

 

This time it's run out on working day 9.

 

I'll have to go to the supermarket tonight, and then ration it so the next bottle lasts 11 working days.

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Take a tip from the boring James Milner twitter account. To sound truly boring you just have to use the same word in a sentence more than once because it sounds boring even if it's not actually boring.

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My detailed football 6aside rating system on excel has caused quite a stir today with some controversial ratings, but has equally shown up one of my colleagues to be a deluded twunt.

Additionally I keep bumping into a girl of the past (long story) after seeing her for the first time in ages last month. This time at a co-op located a fair distance away from where we both work.

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The ink cartridge in my fountain pen needed changing this afternoon. So I changed it. I have no idea how long they last me so I noted it on my calendar and will confirm how long one lasts in a future post.

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The ink cartridge in my fountain pen needed changing this afternoon. So I changed it. I have no idea how long they last me so I noted it on my calendar and will confirm how long one lasts in a future post.

**** me

 

I actually read this and thought "oh, that'll be interesting"

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