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How much do you have in your bank account?


donnie

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you can't take it with you so f*&k this savings lark

 

When I'm old and dribbling in my wheelchair whilst pinching the nurses arse at the care home  care of the state B)  , I'll look back with no regrets about what I could have done and a passport full of memories rather than a bank account full of money

 

 

the kids can get themselves a job and work for it the same way I did  ..( well Ok they can have the house assuming Mrs H doesn't out live me :) )

 

 

 

 

PS .. I believe it is consider a tad crass to discuss ones bank account in public

Bloody hell this is worrying, I agree with tony again on something

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On the subject of banking, what is the **** point of a savings account? Unless you've got £10,000+ in there the interest isn't going to do much, stick it in your current account and spend it all on drugs and prostitutes!

That's appalling advice - you've neglected to mention beer and football! :)

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I once spent time guarding a bullion store that was sans doors and sans alarms at the same time due to a slight logistics mis hap.

 

A large stack of gold bars was cunningly hidden by throwing a sheet over it and putting a builders' radio and a paint pot on top of it.

 

On a separate occassion I got locked in two different private security box stores in Manchester on the same day.

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**** all Im only after paying to have the driveway done in tarmac 7k and 3k for gates .....someone loan me money !!!!

 

Seven grand sounds a lot for tarmac (even in Euros). 

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**** all Im only after paying to have the driveway done in tarmac 7k and 3k for gates .....someone loan me money !!!!

Seven grand sounds a lot for tarmac (even in Euros).
Thats the second cheapest quote
The cheapest being pikeys.
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