StefanAVFC Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I once did a shot on a night out because my friend said we should do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avfc96 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I once did a shot on a night out because my friend said we should do it. Calling Morpheus... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chappy Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I once did a shot on a night out because my friend said we should do it. Well I for one want you out of the education system. How are state schools going to reach the standards set by fee paying with these kind of shenanigans? Absolute disgrace. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Come on Rugeley, it's nearly 9am, you left us hanging here man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Some people on this forum need help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevangrealish Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Come on Rugeley, it's nearly 9am, you left us hanging here man This. Good to know im not the only one thats waiting for his confession(s) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted February 6, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 6, 2014 Some people on this forum need help. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Rugeley Villa Posted February 6, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 6, 2014 well here it goes, a few years back when I was heavily in to cocaine I had a bit of me time with a few bags of coke. my mum was working nights and I had the flat to myself. don't know why but I loved having coke sessions on my own with some good music then as the night goes on a bit of porn, or id ring a girl up to come round. anyway im **** out of my head and its the early hours, im gagging for the shag so I try a couple of girls but no answer, so im pacing around the flat trying to think who would be up at 2 in the morning in the middle of the week and I eventually give up trying. by this time im so gagging for it that I grab my mums old tatty hoover and I put it in my bed and I attach one of the pipes you can connect to it, I lube myself up then basicly start spooning the hoover, I obviously keep getting paranoid someone is going to walk in on me so time and time again I keep getting out of bed to check the door and windows are locked. when ive convinced myself no one will walk in I go in for the kill and start speeding up until I feel myself about to let loose. it finally dawned on me when I was about to shoot that what I was doing wernt normal so in much guilt and shame I stopped what was doing and put the hoover back. cant imagine trying to clean semen out of hoover pipes especially my poor old mums hoover. anyway that's basicly it, and yes its the truth 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stevo985 Posted February 6, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 6, 2014 Never shagged a hoover. I did rig up a fake vagina using a towel and a condom though in my desperate puberty years. Didn't really work 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Never shagged a hoover. I did rig up a fake vagina using a towel and a condom though in my desperate puberty years. Didn't really work trust me mate try the hoover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Absolutely incredible. I am actually in tears. That is more **** up then Morpheus. Jesus wept. This will be remembered on the forum forever. I salute you sir, you've already won. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 well here it goes, a few years back when I was heavily in to cocaine I had a bit of me time with a few bags of coke. my mum was working nights and I had the flat to myself. don't know why but I loved having coke sessions on my own with some good music then as the night goes on a bit of porn, or id ring a girl up to come round. anyway im **** out of my head and its the early hours, im gagging for the shag so I try a couple of girls but no answer, so im pacing around the flat trying to think who would be up at 2 in the morning in the middle of the week and I eventually give up trying. by this time im so gagging for it that I grab my mums old tatty hoover and I put it in my bed and I attach one of the pipes you can connect to it, I lube myself up then basicly start spooning the hoover, I obviously keep getting paranoid someone is going to walk in on me so time and time again I keep getting out of bed to check the door and windows are locked. when ive convinced myself no one will walk in I go in for the kill and start speeding up until I feel myself about to let loose. it finally dawned on me when I was about to shoot that what I was doing wernt normal so in much guilt and shame I stopped what was doing and put the hoover back. cant imagine trying to clean semen out of hoover pipes especially my poor old mums hoover. anyway that's basicly it, and yes its the truth Overnight suck-sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 So is Rugeley the new 'villaguy'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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islingtonclaret Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Oh my god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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