villaajax Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 I also eat my own earwax, fingernails, gunk under my fingernails, scabs, 'sleep', the dry skin that peels off your heel, and likewise, any skin I can tear off between my toes. The manky-er the better. I draw a line at eating poo nuggets. Usually. Ha Ha, I've got claws and exceptionally thick skin, I could skip breakfast if I did that. What do you have for breakfast, ants? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 It's more reptilian really, if I don't exfoliate I get scales. On the bright side, cuts and scrapes heal quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Dunno how you can eat earwax. That stuff is bitter and disgusting! You've clearly tried it then By accident, honestly guvn'r I think I was about 10. I've not had the urge to since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 I'm gonna take one for the team to get villaguy to confess some more. I once fingered a girl in a nightclub. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaguy Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 It's got to be better than that, who hasn't? This is turning into a pure sexual encounter thread, maybe one should be started 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Stefan living on the edge. A true maverick. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 No-one has ever asked the most important question which is why I'm having a relationship with my aunt? Think it's because she is the spitting image of my late mother and I miss the cuddles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 This thread is Saturday and Sunday morning reading gold. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post drat01 Posted November 3, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted November 3, 2013 No-one has ever asked the most important question which is why I'm having a relationship with my aunt? Think it's because she is the spitting image of my late mother and I miss the cuddles. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 No-one has ever asked the most important question which is why I'm having a relationship with my aunt? Think it's because she is the spitting image of my late mother and I miss the cuddles. I'm not sure anyone really wanted to know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 No-one has ever asked the most important question which is why I'm having a relationship with my aunt? Think it's because she is the spitting image of my late mother and I miss the cuddles. I'm not sure anyone really wanted to know? I for one didn't really need to know, but if that's true, that you're shagging a relation because she reminds you of your mum, man, you supporting the wrong team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 But there is one questions... do you DHUTWU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 I'd suggest if it's your aunt, any hole is the wrong hole. It's a little rule I go by.I've got a similar rule for dead people and dolphins. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 But there is one questions... do you DHUTWU? Tried it but she told me it felt like taking a dump backwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 I'd suggest if it's your aunt, any hole is the wrong hole. It's a little rule I go by.I've got a similar rule for dead people and dolphins. Dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Another confession. I absolutely hate looking at the holiest of holes. When going down I close my eyes while doing it. I enjoy that part of it as long as I don't have to look at it. Think that originated from an earlier encounter whereby the lady in question had her do da stuffed with toilet roll and must have forgotten about it. Even though I tried to be discrete removing most of it there still were bits remaining which didn't make for a very pleasant experience as she'd obviously recently had her period Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Couple of years ago I had a massive dump. The toilet wouldn't flush (due to the bog roll and huge turds) and with multiple flushes, it still wouldn't go. So I realised that I had to break the turds into smaller pieces. Now we have a ceiling window in the shower room, so we had one of those hooked sticks to open the window. Well, I used the stick and shoved it down the toilet breaking down the turds and allowing it to flush away, and to this day that same stick is used everyday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Couple of years ago I had a massive dump. The toilet wouldn't flush (due to the bog roll and huge turds) and with multiple flushes, it still wouldn't go. So I realised that I had to break the turds into smaller pieces. Now we have a ceiling window in the shower room, so we had one of those hooked sticks to open the window. Well, I used the stick and shoved it down the toilet breaking down the turds and allowing it to flush away, and to this day that same stick is used everyday. I assume you washed the stick after completing the fragmentation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Couple of years ago I had a massive dump. The toilet wouldn't flush (due to the bog roll and huge turds) and with multiple flushes, it still wouldn't go. So I realised that I had to break the turds into smaller pieces. Now we have a ceiling window in the shower room, so we had one of those hooked sticks to open the window. Well, I used the stick and shoved it down the toilet breaking down the turds and allowing it to flush away, and to this day that same stick is used everyday. You could just buy one of these ya know 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Couple of years ago I had a massive dump. The toilet wouldn't flush (due to the bog roll and huge turds) and with multiple flushes, it still wouldn't go. So I realised that I had to break the turds into smaller pieces. Now we have a ceiling window in the shower room, so we had one of those hooked sticks to open the window. Well, I used the stick and shoved it down the toilet breaking down the turds and allowing it to flush away, and to this day that same stick is used everyday. You could just buy one of these ya know I would've used it if I had one in the shower room. Instead it was in the other bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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