rjw63 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Joking - don't actually need rubbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Is that cos you have no willy? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 (edited) The North Korean state news agency has said that the executed uncle of Kim Jong-un was "Worse than a dog." "Far too spicy," said one commentator. Edited December 13, 2013 by tonyh29 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Is that cos you have no willy? This is where in the past, I would link to a live video of vasectomy operation. Sadly those days are gone 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Is that cos you have no willy? This is where in the past, I would link to a live video of vasectomy operation. Sadly those days are gone Oh nuts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Who's bigger? Mr Bigger or Mrs Bigger?Who's bigger? Mr bigger or Master Bigger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Is that cos you have no willy? This is where in the past, I would link to a live video of vasectomy operation. Sadly those days are gone There is a conspiracy against Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 two spurs fans were arrested yesterday afternoon for climbing over the walls of white hart lane. Police made them go back and watch the second half. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post StefanAVFC Posted December 17, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 17, 2013 This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore..... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Started on the Christmas crackers early? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted December 18, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 18, 2013 There is a nudist convention on in town next week. I might go if I have nothing on. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post turnbull Posted December 18, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 18, 2013 (edited) There are some horrible b*stards about. I heard a cat crying outside, so I opened my door and saw 4 blokes in Blues shirts playing football with it.I was just about to call the RSPCA until the cat went 1-0 up. Edited December 18, 2013 by turnbull 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 There are some horrible b*stards about. I heard a cat crying outside, so I opened my door and saw 4 blokes in Blues shirts playing football with it.I was just about to call the RSPCA until the cat went 1-0 up. Stolen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post drat01 Posted December 18, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 18, 2013 Psychologists say the left half of the brain is responsible for both kleptomania and numeracy. So, it's the taking part that counts. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 (edited) One for Rob ..... I got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers' party last night. I snuck up behind an older lady, started **** her from behind then looked up and suddenly realised that the guy at the other end of the spitroast, getting a blowjob, was my dad. I said, "After 30 years of marriage I can't believe you're being unfaithful to mum." He said, "I'm not." Edited December 18, 2013 by drat01 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Seen that somewhere else the other day...can't remember where (probably sickipedia) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 My wife and I were out with her parents and I was telling them about our new bedroom drapes:I said, "They're magnificent, presented in traditional 16th century English style. I close them and nobody could ever see what the 2 of us get up to in bed together."My wife's mum said, "You have Tudor curtains?""That's right," I said. "And sometimes I bite her clitoris too." Stolen and unedited from sickipedia. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted December 18, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 18, 2013 Psychologists say the left half of the brain is responsible for both kleptomania and numeracy. So, it's the taking part that counts. In short, you can add up and take away 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 watching jimmy carr how do you make a gay **** a woman? shit in her word removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted December 19, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 19, 2013 Is he available for kids parties? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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