Meath_Villan Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 had quite a big night out last night, totally off my face anyway, I was woken up this morning by the sound of my neighbours' lawnmower I just laid there and made the noisey fecker mow around me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I went up to a girl in the club last night and said, "That's a nice dress. Do you know what it'd look even better on?""Let me guess," she sighed, "Your bedroom floor?""No," I replied, "A better-looking girl." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 27, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2013 No Ian Watkins jokes yet? No? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 27, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2013 (edited) No, but it's worth noting that H from Steps is also called Ian Watkins which I'm sure will provide some moments that we probably shouldn't laugh at. Shouldn't. Edited November 27, 2013 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Shinobi vs Dragon Noncer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobler Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Some bloke just hit me over the head with a power tool. I was minding my own business then Bosch! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Meath_Villan Posted December 2, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2013 Amazon has announced that is has been testing drones for deliveries. However initial tests in Glasgow have met with mixed results.......... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted December 2, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 2, 2013 Oh that is so nicked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Amazon has announced that is has been testing drones for deliveries. However initial tests in Glasgow have met with mixed results.......... Oh yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Amazon has announced that is has been testing drones for deliveries. However initial tests in Glasgow have met with mixed results.......... deliciously too soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 2, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 2, 2013 There's not many jokes in this thread that I read and think "I could never put that on Facebook". But that's one Well played Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted December 3, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 3, 2013 Let's just say the silence was deafening. You can tell when a joke doesn't go down well by the lack of likes or comment compared to other jokes you post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 i dont post jokes anymore as last time I did a lot of people didnt understand that it was a joke. was awkward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Tom Daley: 'I'm in a relationship with a man but I still fancy girls' 'As long as they're from Thailand and have huge cocks' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I coughed up a bit of phlegm and sneezed at the same time. Then a scouser appeared and said "Not bad mate, how are you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 No Ian Watkins jokes yet? No? Paul Walker has died in a car crash, leaving a void in his 14 year old daughters life. Ian Watkins believes he can fill the gap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Jimmy Saville. Ian Watkins. Stuart Hall. Bill Roache. Gary Glitter's finally got his gang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted December 3, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 3, 2013 In bed with my Chinese girlfriend I happened to remark that her fanny seemed to be getting bigger. She went mad and said "You always clittysizing" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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