Popular Post drat01 Posted January 9, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted January 9, 2014 If I've inadvertently created a "tell a shitter joke" competition then I apologise wholeheartedly Pah I can beat that one Did you hear about the mexcian train killer? He had locomotives 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) Egg white based desserts are by far the tastiest. Am I right or a meringue? ------------------------ I went to my first kick boxing class today. In an effort to quit boxing for good this time. ----------------------- Edited January 9, 2014 by drat01 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 What do you call an Irish skin doctor? Dermot O'Logical. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 9, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 9, 2014 You see what you've done, BOF?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 What do you call an Irish skin doctor? Dermot O'Logical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Egg white based desserts are by far the tastiest. Am I right or a meringue? ------------------------ I went to my first kick boxing class today. In an effort to quit boxing for good this time. ----------------------- This deserves 1,000,000 warning points and an instant ban 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Jesus, the last few have been awwwwful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 9, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 9, 2014 This page is awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) What do you call a disabled Baker? Mr Krippling. --------------------- I own a rubbish collection company. We've been open for 2 years now and have yet to make a collection Edited January 9, 2014 by drat01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 What do you call a disabled Baker? Mr Krippling. --------------------- I own a rubbish collection company. We've been open for 2 years now and have yet to make a collection 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I've got the i of the Tger. -------------------------------- This o came out of nwhere. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Stop STOP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I've always had a fear of Trolls, I'm not in a hurry to cure my phobia. I will cross that bridge when I come to it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 No wind or rain forecast for tomorrow. The Met Office have advised everyone to make unnecessary journeys. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ginko Posted January 9, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted January 9, 2014 Girls who aren't into Star Wars puns are looking for love in Alderaan places. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Don't know what's worst...Drat's jokes or any internet reference to **** Star wars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Drat is a king among men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 A young man is sitting in a taxi when he receives a text message from his girlfriend asking "Sex tonight?" He quickly types "Yes" Then a thief sticks his hand into the taxi and snatches the phone from the young man. The Young man gets out of the car and runs after the thief shouting "PRESS SEND YOU BASTARD! PRESS SEND!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) This book of Cattle Farming Terminology I've just bought is a difficult read. It's full of words I've not even herbivore. --------------------------- Rumours of a food shortage at this year's Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies. --------------------------- Edited January 10, 2014 by drat01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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