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I got into an embarrassing situation at a swinger's party last night. I was shagging some absolute slag from behind when I looked up and realised that the guy at the other end of the spit-roast, getting a blowjob, was my dad.

I said "After 30 years of marriage I can't believe you're being unfaithful to mom".

He said "I'm not..."

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You certainly have gone in to Drat Mode

 

http://www.villatalk.com/index.php/topic/2-wahey-its-a-joke-thread-enter-at-your-own-risk/?p=1161134

 

 

One for Rob .....

 

I got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers' party last night. I snuck up behind an older lady, started **** her from behind then looked up and suddenly realised that the guy at the other end of the spitroast, getting a blowjob, was my dad.

I said, "After 30 years of marriage I can't believe you're being unfaithful to mum."

He said, "I'm not."

 

Great minds and all that and he did post it as a homage to you :D

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Doctors treating Michael Schumacher say he is able to respond to simple instructions, and blinked during brain function tests.

Atos have declared him fit for work.

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"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."

"You are forgiven my child. Tell me, what was your sin?"

"I judged an under-8's swimming competition today."

"Ok but what is your sin?"

"I forgot to tape it for you."

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