rjw63 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I got into an embarrassing situation at a swinger's party last night. I was shagging some absolute slag from behind when I looked up and realised that the guy at the other end of the spit-roast, getting a blowjob, was my dad. I said "After 30 years of marriage I can't believe you're being unfaithful to mom". He said "I'm not..." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 You certainly have gone in to Drat Mode http://www.villatalk.com/index.php/topic/2-wahey-its-a-joke-thread-enter-at-your-own-risk/?p=1161134 One for Rob ..... I got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers' party last night. I snuck up behind an older lady, started **** her from behind then looked up and suddenly realised that the guy at the other end of the spitroast, getting a blowjob, was my dad. I said, "After 30 years of marriage I can't believe you're being unfaithful to mum." He said, "I'm not." Great minds and all that and he did post it as a homage to you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 31, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 31, 2014 (edited) Brilliant! Ironically, that's the funniest thing that's been posted in this thread for ages, 8Pints, and it isn't even a joke. Edited January 31, 2014 by Stevo985 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Haha I remember all the jokes my Pun Jedi Master makes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Damn I'm getting old 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Sunderland have asked the FA if flares are allowed at Wembley as apparently everyone was wearing them the last time they were there 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jimzk5 Posted February 1, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 1, 2014 (edited) What's the difference between red and green? Apparently **** all if your a cyclist Edited February 1, 2014 by Jimzk5 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Transfer deadline day breaking news! Amanda Knox linked with move to Italy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Doctors treating Michael Schumacher say he is able to respond to simple instructions, and blinked during brain function tests. Atos have declared him fit for work. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Local Muslims have opened a boxing gym at the end of our road. We've renamed the street " Mohammed Alley". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 My Internet Explorer has finally finished installing. It seems that a young girl by the name of McCann has been abducted in Portugal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 What do Sven-Goran Eriksson, the Costa Concordia and Sunderland FC have in common? All three were eventually sunk by an Italian word removed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "You are forgiven my child. Tell me, what was your sin?" "I judged an under-8's swimming competition today." "Ok but what is your sin?" "I forgot to tape it for you." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Police just knocked on our door, had a complaint that our dog has been chasing someone on a bike, absolutely ridiculous Our dog hasn't even got a bike 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitsend Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) My dog Minton just destroyed my collection of shuttlecocks. Bad Minton! Edited February 5, 2014 by whitsend 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 5, 2014 Moderator Share Posted February 5, 2014 You made me laugh then be ashamed almost immediately afterwards. I hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 What do you call a lady with big teeth that sleeps every afternoon? Siesta Rantzen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 My missus said "how come you always walk in front of me?" I said "sorry i dont follow you" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Just got a new job its a dating company for poultry. Doesn't pay much but i make hens meet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted February 5, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) Just got a new job its a dating company for poultry. Doesn't pay much but i make hens meet Come back PussEKatt, all is forgiven. Edited February 5, 2014 by choffer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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