Nigel Posted January 6, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2014 I didnt know Judy liked coffee so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 She likes gin with coffee. allegedly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 7, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 7, 2014 I saw Michael J Fox in my local Garden centre on the weekend. Well, at least I THINK it was him. It was hard to tell because he had his back to the fuchsias 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 7, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 7, 2014 I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 7, 2014 Moderator Share Posted January 7, 2014 I saw Michael J Fox in my local Garden centre on the weekend.Well, at least I THINK it was him. It was hard to tell because he had his back to the fuchsiasI'm not sure but I think that might be the worst joke I've ever heard. And I'm a drat fan. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 I was sat watching the TV with my dad and I asked him who Sherlock's assistant was. "Watson." "Who's Sherlock's assistant?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post drat01 Posted January 7, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted January 7, 2014 To the b'strd who stole my memory stick with a copy of Microsoft Office on it, I will catch you and kill you, you have my word on that 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post drat01 Posted January 7, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted January 7, 2014 I'm just ordering a Chicken and an Egg from Amazon ....... I will keep you informed 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 7, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 7, 2014 I was sat watching the TV with my dad and I asked him who Sherlock's assistant was. "Watson." "Who's Sherlock's assistant?" My mate asked me where my mom was from "Alaska", I replied. "Don't worry" he said. "I'll ask her myself" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AVFC_Hitz Posted January 7, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted January 7, 2014 I was sat watching the TV with my dad and I asked him who Sherlock's assistant was. "Watson." "Who's Sherlock's assistant?" To the b'strd who stole my memory stick with a copy of Microsoft Office on it, I will catch you and kill you, you have my word on that I'm just ordering a Chicken and an Egg from Amazon ....... I will keep you informed 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted January 7, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 7, 2014 I saw Michael J Fox in my local Garden centre on the weekend. Well, at least I THINK it was him. It was hard to tell because he had his back to the fuchsias I'm not sure but I think that might be the worst joke I've ever heard. And I'm a drat fan. Take a breath before saying that, it is among some world class competition in this thread! (Exhibit A - any of the science ones) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 7, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 7, 2014 Surely Puss E Katt still holds the undisputed worst joke title? Most of his didn't even make sense. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Surely Puss E Katt still holds the undisputed worst joke title? Most of his didn't even make sense. Absolutely this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted January 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2014 The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic. It's destroying his family. ---------- What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car" --------- Why did the Jew go to the corner shop? Because he was out of milk. --------- Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men and enjoys it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretFondu Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 "I do like a good sing a long in the shower." .....Was the last entry to my Jewish granddads Diary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Hmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 "I do like a good sing a long in the shower." .....Was the last entry to my Jewish granddads Diary. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 I'm not sure but I think that might be the worst joke I've ever heard. And I'm a drat fan. I woke up the other morning and found this weird blemish on my stomach, the weird thing was it kept shouting at me "You brown ****! You ugly monkey!" So I went to the Doctors about it. "What is it?" I asked him. "A rare cyst" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 9, 2014 Moderator Share Posted January 9, 2014 If I've inadvertently created a "tell a shitter joke" competition then I apologise wholeheartedly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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