mjmooney Posted December 3, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 3, 2013 Oh, if we're doing racist accent jokes... Interviewer: "So, Chairman Deng, is it true that there are two streets in Beijing that are so dangerous no-one wants to go there? Deng: "Road of Cobras. Road of Clap". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post whitsend Posted December 3, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 3, 2013 Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say... Unless you're Chinese, then it's "squirrel". 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted December 4, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 4, 2013 When asked their thoughts on Britain's No.1 diver announcing that he is gay, Manchester United have pledged to fully support Ashley Young during this difficult time. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 David Moyes finally gets to see one of his teams win at Old Trafford... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 5, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 5, 2013 When asked their thoughts on Britain's No.1 diver announcing that he is gay, Manchester United have pledged to fully support Ashley Young during this difficult time. Stolen for FB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Mussstttt notttttt pooossssttt Mandela joke for at least a few days ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted December 5, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 5, 2013 I went to sickipedia. I knew I shouldn't. But I did anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Thanks for the tip BOF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted December 6, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 6, 2013 Mussstttt notttttt pooossssttt Mandela joke for at least a few days ........ 'Nelson Mandela dies at 95' Respect where it's due... That's 5 miles an hour faster than Paul Walker. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Thousands are said to be gathering outside Nelson Mandela's house .. Del Boy and Rodney have told them to F*&k off 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted December 6, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 6, 2013 I walked into my nans bedroom and caught her sucking my grandads cock. I said "Aaarrrgh nan that's disgusting". She said "No it's not, it's perfectly normal" I said "No nan its wrong, you should have buried it with the rest of him". 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 (edited) Sean Connery has always said he would leave The Bahamas and return to his homeland of Scotland, if it ever gained independence.He must be shitting himself. Edited December 6, 2013 by AshVilla 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted December 6, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 6, 2013 I didn't have a clue what to get my 10 year scouse nephew for Christmas. So I just put £20 in his nan's purse. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 I bought a Manchester United sledge today..I've never gone downhill so fast before in my life. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Operation Yewtree have found Jimmy Savile's diary. His last entry was ten years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted December 9, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 9, 2013 I bought a Manchester United sledge today..I've never gone downhill so fast before in my life. Just got a Manchester United lamp. Looks great in the middle of the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Michael Barrymore said it's great news that Tom Daley is gay. He said, "It's great to finally meet someone who takes it up the arse and can swim." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Volkswagen Golf... Why would you name a car after a sport that is slow, expensive and hard to drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Silently I slipped the condom over my erect cock and unrolled it down the entire length of my throbbing shaft never once losing eye contact with the young woman as she stared in wide eyed disbelief. Then breaking the nervous silence I spoke; "Yes that seems to fit okay, I'll take the whole packet please"... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Silently I slipped the condom over my erect cock and unrolled it down the entire length of my throbbing shaft never once losing eye contact with the young woman as she stared in wide eyed disbelief. Then breaking the nervous silence I spoke; "Yes that seems to fit okay, I'll take the whole packet please"... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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