ender4 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Some of my son's mates came round last night, went through my daughter's drawers and nicked the vibrator I bought her for her birthday. When I find out which one of the little scrotes it was I'll have his guts for garters. WTF :shock: i hope this was a joke post? :? otherwise - who gives a shit about someone nicking the vibrator, the crazy bit of the post is "the vibrator I bought her for her birthday". :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted August 30, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted August 30, 2011 Some of my son's mates came round last night, went through my daughter's drawers and nicked the vibrator I bought her for her birthday. When I find out which one of the little scrotes it was I'll have his guts for garters. WTF :shock: i hope this was a joke post? :? otherwise - who gives a shit about someone nicking the vibrator, the crazy bit of the post is "the vibrator I bought her for her birthday". :shock: It was. have a look at POB's comments from last night in the general chat thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Lee Nelson. How is he in any way funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 ^I'm fairly certain the adverts of his show are giving me cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I was just about to say Lee Nelson. Easily the most annoying person on television. (Yes, even more than those Loose Wimmin hags). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 30, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted August 30, 2011 Lee Nelson. How is he in any way funny? He is single handedly driving my ambition to get a show on TV. If Lee Nelson can get a show comissioned, any **** can, because he's about as funny as gangrene of the anal sphincter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Lee Nelson...is that the bloke who pretends he's some chavy cockney wideboy gangstar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 That they decided to buy Man City instead of Villa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Lee Nelson. Dire. Things what he does was getting done and then getting boring 10 years ago ...I don't see how anyone would find it funny. Majority don't thankfully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 30, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted August 30, 2011 Lee Nelson...is that the bloke who pretends he's some chavy cockney wideboy gangstar? Nah. That's Danny Dyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Love this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Love this. "Too many pilots, not enough cooks". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted August 30, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted August 30, 2011 When your favourite curry place goes into new ownership, and is nowhere near as good anymore. I used to have one place I always ordered from, they were great value, stupidly fast, and delicious. And their menu was great. I ordered from there after a bit of a break a month ago and it was vile. Turns out they'd sold up and the new chaps couldn't do it like the old guys. I'm having to search around to try and find a new one without silly limits for delivery that isn't miles away that does the dish I want, and even then it's a gamble that it's going to be up to scratch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timbaughan Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 **** sky messing with the packages meaning i'm now not getting sky sports news. I **** hate them with such a passion that im considering sending their sky box back with a great big steaming shit inside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I can only compare Lee Nelson and his programme to excrement. Also, the phrase 'street wise' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I prefer the term "pavement retard". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 30, 2011 Moderator Share Posted August 30, 2011 It's beginning to piss me off (but it shouldn't) that Margret Thatcher is still not dead. I seriously want an impromptu party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Tom Arse likes Not posting how depressed you are,cos you're not a attention-seeking clearing in the woods On facebook. I really hate that page. Number one it is for people who are admitting they think they are depressed, but that they don't go on about it. Which is a contradiction. It's also saying that people who are depressed should not make the cry for help whether it be on facebook or otherwise which is contrary to all mental health awareness efforts. It's just **** terrible. Lastly it should be "an attention-seeking clearing in the woods" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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